The Insane Asylum

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Yes what if your captives wished to eat an escape rout out of their cell? It would appear and then they would escape. I'm afraid that goes against the Silnasconvascas Code of 2015. A very big violation on your part Mr. Ashenwyte.

*Scribbles down notes*

You think I haven't seen this happening? I'm not blind, Mr. Sandpaw. Oh, and you can wave those papers around as much as you want, but this facility won't go down.

[The Skarzs]

Russa, please say what you wish to eat aloud, and it will appear before you. This only lasts for a short period of time.

"The real and physical Lord Ashenwyte, cooked in a broiler to an internal temperature of 350 degrees Fahrenheit, basted in white wine and vegetable oil, and seasoned with garlic, dill, and parsley."

[Lady Ashenwyte]

You got it. Don't be greedy, asking for two portions.

[The Skarzs]

Then why are you still here? You lied!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Then why are you still here? You lied!

Those Ashenwytes are I from disposable alternate universes.

[The Skarzs]

I'm considering setting Oom on you.

[Lady Ashenwyte]

I'm considering setting Oom on you.

My tactics are too subtle for him.

[LT Sandpaw]

You think I haven't seen this happening? I'm not blind, Mr. Sandpaw. Oh, and you can wave those papers around as much as you want, but this facility won't go down.

Oh truly? Intern Sagetip have those papers filed immediately. Then send word to the D.A. with all the information and evidence we've gathered, because clearly this facility is incapable of keeping its inmates in a safe controlled environment which is so important for rehabilitation. Oh and get me a coffee, black, two creams, no sugar.

*Gives Sagetip my clipboard*

[Hickory]

Yes sir. *brews coffee*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

You think I haven't seen this happening? I'm not blind, Mr. Sandpaw. Oh, and you can wave those papers around as much as you want, but this facility won't go down.

Oh truly? Intern Sagetip have those papers filed immediately. Then send word to the D.A. with all the information and evidence we've gathered, because clearly this facility is incapable of keeping its inmates in a safe controlled environment which is so important for rehabilitation. Oh and get me a coffee, black, two creams, no sugar.

*Gives Sagetip my clipboard*

Why would you send the papers to the D.A?

[The Skarzs]

Probably "District Attorney."

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Probably "District Attorney."

Pshaw, I'm too subtle for him.

[Delthion]

Mr Delthion, need I remind you that one of the previous administrators (Faiyloe) is a lurker and is not capable of running such a large company. Unfortunately for Ashenwyte, he signed a contract that simply read "Give me a job." As such I have decided my own job, and have appointed myself head of the Ethics Committee. The Foundation protects mankind from dangerous anomalies. The Ethics Committee protects the Foundation from itself. Dotti, if you are becoming fatigued, it will be far too dangerous for you to continue watching the prisoners. Go take a break, or I will be forced to administer a Class-? Amnestic to you and remove you from your employment here at the SCP Foundation's Humanoid Containment Site. Have a good day.


I wish you the same!

A pleasant attitude, Mr Delthion. Tell me, would you be interested in becoming a member of the O5 council? The O5 (Standing for Overseer Council, Level 5) council is a council of 13 people that oversee the Foundation's operations. They are second only to the ethics committee in terms of underlying power over the Foundation. Should you choose to accept, your name will be struck from any prior records and you shall thus be known as "O5-4." Decline, and a Class-B amnestic will be administered, and you shall be none the wiser.

Why not? Let's do it!

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Mr Delthion, need I remind you that one of the previous administrators (Faiyloe) is a lurker and is not capable of running such a large company. Unfortunately for Ashenwyte, he signed a contract that simply read "Give me a job." As such I have decided my own job, and have appointed myself head of the Ethics Committee. The Foundation protects mankind from dangerous anomalies. The Ethics Committee protects the Foundation from itself. Dotti, if you are becoming fatigued, it will be far too dangerous for you to continue watching the prisoners. Go take a break, or I will be forced to administer a Class-? Amnestic to you and remove you from your employment here at the SCP Foundation's Humanoid Containment Site. Have a good day.


I wish you the same!

A pleasant attitude, Mr Delthion. Tell me, would you be interested in becoming a member of the O5 council? The O5 (Standing for Overseer Council, Level 5) council is a council of 13 people that oversee the Foundation's operations. They are second only to the ethics committee in terms of underlying power over the Foundation. Should you choose to accept, your name will be struck from any prior records and you shall thus be known as "O5-4." Decline, and a Class-B amnestic will be administered, and you shall be none the wiser.

Why not? Let's do it!

Mr. Delthion, I ask you to refrain from talking to the inmates. Now, would you be interested in a job at the asylum?

[Groddil]

Mr Delthion, need I remind you that one of the previous administrators (Faiyloe) is a lurker and is not capable of running such a large company. Unfortunately for Ashenwyte, he signed a contract that simply read "Give me a job." As such I have decided my own job, and have appointed myself head of the Ethics Committee. The Foundation protects mankind from dangerous anomalies. The Ethics Committee protects the Foundation from itself. Dotti, if you are becoming fatigued, it will be far too dangerous for you to continue watching the prisoners. Go take a break, or I will be forced to administer a Class-? Amnestic to you and remove you from your employment here at the SCP Foundation's Humanoid Containment Site. Have a good day.


I wish you the same!

A pleasant attitude, Mr Delthion. Tell me, would you be interested in becoming a member of the O5 council? The O5 (Standing for Overseer Council, Level 5) council is a council of 13 people that oversee the Foundation's operations. They are second only to the ethics committee in terms of underlying power over the Foundation. Should you choose to accept, your name will be struck from any prior records and you shall thus be known as "O5-4." Decline, and a Class-B amnestic will be administered, and you shall be none the wiser.

Why not? Let's do it!

Mr. Delthion, I ask you to refrain from talking to the inmates. Now, would you be interested in a job at the asylum?

Ashenwyte, need a remind you that I am not an inmate, and was never in this pathetic asylum in the first place. O5-4, welcome to the Foundation. This location is not safe, please tap on the "Vow of Silence" emoticon to administer memetics and teleport to Site-83.