UNIVERSE ENDING DEATH BATTLE OF DOOM!

[Hickory]

*Darth Vader steps forward* Any challengers?

[Ashleg]

*Mickey Mouse jumps out of nowhere, brandishing a katana*

I will own you both literally and figuratively! Now come get a taste of my sweet Disney-style Kung-fu!

[Hickory]

Nothing can stand against the power of the Force. *force chokes Mickey*

[Ashleg]

*Mickey takes out a book while he's being choked*

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Bilbo peeps out from Hobbit Hole* You know Ashleg, I bet you chose Mickey just for that Gif. Just Sayin'. *Goes back in*

[Ashleg]

* Ashleg attacks Bilbo with a spoon.

In all honesty, I chose Mickey Mouse because Disney bought Star Wars and then looked up "funny Mickey Mouse gif" after Vader's retaliation and found that.

BUT THAT IS CONVERSATION FOR ANOTHER TIME!

*Mickey Mouse buys his way out of the force*

[Hickory]

Darth Vader frowns.

Darth Vader pulls a notebook from his back pocket

*swings light saber directly at Mickey's face*

[Ashleg]

*Mickey does a barrel roll over a can of explosive sausage in order to dodge Vader's blow and make him maybe explode himself at the same time*

[Hickory]

*uses the force to move Mickey in the path of the explosion*

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Realizes it wasn't the Sackville Baggins who stole the spoons*

Ah, okay. Well Tally Ho!

[Ashleg]

I'm wearing force-resistant contact lenses!

[Hickory]

*uses lightsaber to burn contact lenses*

[Gonff the Mousethief]

*Bilbo pops out from Hobbit Hole window*

Didn't know Palpetine taught Laser Eye Surgery to you

*Goes back*

[Hickory]

That's Emperor Palpatine to you.

[Ashleg]

I can see!