Choose Your Own Adventure - Forum Edition

Hickory · November 15, 2016, 12:26:58 AM

Well, we do know that Rain is a force to be reckoned with, as we assume all moderators will be.

Ascend.

Chipster of Noonvale · November 15, 2016, 12:52:52 AM

...

Groddil · November 15, 2016, 03:32:16 AM

You are now Lily Green. You have to ascend, and there's only one way to do it... You drink the potion of Godtier-liness, becoming the Sylph of Doom. With a snap of your fingers, TorrentMcSprite envelops you, whisking you straight through the gate.

<|[M]|>

You are now Mark Johnson. You have just stopped suffering from an existential crisis, when you decide to go downstairs. As you pass a window, Lily falls straight past it, landing with a thud.
"Lily?" You say once you get outside.
"Mark? What am I doing here?"
"Well..."
You quickly recap everything the S.roll told you. Annoyed, she begins using her strange umbrella to slay the imps that are still wreaking havoc in your kitchen.
"Damn, these guys don't give out much grist. Talbot said imps were supposed to yield potentially good grist hauls, but what's this? 1 build grist and 1 rust? This won't do. Say, how much grist do you have?"
"Barely any."
"Yeah, hold on. I'll duplicate my cache across to you. Here's some EXP orbs."
You take Lily's extra EXP, skyrocketting you up to the top of your echeladder, the Heir Transparent rank.
"Okay, here's some more grist. Make a punch designix, you've got alchemizing to do."

<|[M]|>

After some time screwing around with Phernalia, your alchemizer has now been upgraded like Lily's. Time to alchemize some l00t.

You alchemize 5 captchalogue cards for 50 Build Grist.

You combine Your trusty BB Gun with Dad's Elephant Gun to make the Ballistic Pellet-launcher for 100 Build grist, 50 chalk, and 50 sulfur. You then combine The Ballistic Pellet-Launcher with Your Microwave to create the Nuclear Rifle for 1000 Build grist and 5000 Uranium.

You combine A captchalogue card with ~~A frog you found~~ some red contraband to create the Contraclogue Card for 1000 Build Grist, 1000 Shale, and 1000 Ruby.

You combine Your Kernelsprite with Nothing to make Nothing for 0 grist, because Baliss doesn't think that using the kernelsprite in alchemy is a good idea. He's probably right.

You insert A captchalogue card and A Contraclogue Card into Lily's Modus Control Deck. Congratulations! Your new Fetch Modus is the Frog Modus! Rather than hold captchalogue cards in a sylladex, your items are assigned to a Captchalogue Frog, placed in your Floating Terraridex. To obtain an item, simply remove it's Captchalogue Frog from the Terraridex.

Lastly, you set your Alchemizer to "Code>Blank." You insert a blank captchalogue card and input the code of "667sd0Xm," then toss away the note from your future self. For the whopping cost of 2,000,000,000,000 Amber, 2,000,000,000,000 Caulk, and 2,000,000,000,000 Marble, you create something wonderful. Something plot-relevant. For 100,000 Builld Grist, 100,000 Uranium, and 1 Quartz, you create...

The Transdimensionalizer Schematics!!!!1!1!!

You give the schematics to Lily, who uses it to deploy a Transdimensionalizer in your kitchen, for 1,000,000 units of Build Grists. The two of you walk over to it. Baliss appears to be telling you something.
"Baliss... Wants us to place the Grimoire on this weird thing."
"And Galli wants you to fetch two glass jars."
You shuffle back into the kitchen and assign two glass jars to your Terraridex. Two captchalogue frogs appear in their floating enclosure.
"I'm back."
"Okay, place the jars on top of the grimoire, and leave them open."
You retrieve the two captchalogue frogs, and set the jars down. Your head burns for half a second. You can't hear Baliss anymore, but the jars are both full of some sort of ectoplasm.
"Now what?"
Lily shrugs. You kick the Transdimensionalizer in frustration, causing the Grimoire, and the jars, to disappear.

END OF ACT 1

You are now Baliss. You and Galli, in ectoplasmic form, have returned to Loamhedge. The Binturong peers through your jar.
"Yes, you've done it, all right. This is the Grimoire I seek."
He plugs your jars into his anti-ectoplasm convertor, and you are returned to your normal bodies. You rifle through The Binturong's crate, retrieving your gear. You turn around to see him storing the Grimoire in a safe, hidden behind a picture frame. So cliche.
"Well..."
"Ah, yes, I suppose you'll want your arms now. Here you go!"
Wait a minute... These look like arms, but they clearly aren't. These are FAKE ARMS! RETRIEVED FROM A MAGIC CHEST!

B: Angrily demand real arms.
B: Politely demand real arms.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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Galli's Inventory

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Unknown: [PEONY]
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Unknown: [SKYBLADE]
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Unknown: [MHERA]
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Unknown: [KITSUNE]
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. You last found him in the Secret Hideouts.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3
~~Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3~~ Deceased.
~~BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2~~ Location: Unknown.
~~Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0~~ Location: Front Lawns.

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Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Frog
Echeladder Rank: Heir Transparent
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Frog - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains a small safe.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Frog - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Frog - Contains your Nuclear Rifle.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 999,999,784,700/2,000,000,000,000
Amber: 0/2,000,000,000,000
Amethyst: 1,999,999,998,000/2,000,000,000,000
Caulk: 0/2,000,000,000,000
Chalk: 1,999,999,999,950/2,000,000,000,000
Cobalt: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Diamond: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Garnet: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Gold: 1,999,999,999,800/2,000,000,000,000
Iodine: 1,999,999,999,500/2,000,000,000,000
Marble: 0/2,000,000,000,000
Mercury: 1,999,999,999,992/2,000,000,000,000
Quartz: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Ruby: 1,999,999,998,999/2,000,000,000,000
Rust: 999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Shale: 1,999,999,998,990/2,000,000,000,000
Sulfur: 1,999,999,999,950/2,000,000,000,000
Tar: 1,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Uranium: 899,999,894,000/2,000,000,000,000
Zillium: 0/2,000,000,000,000

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Windows
~~Echeladder Rank: Dark Summoner~~
God-Tier: Sylph of Doom
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your MPS.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your Deep Web Hacking Device.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a modus control deck.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Nakking Crocodile.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains the Barber's Best Friend.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 999,998,886,850/2,000,000,000,000
Amber: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Amethyst: 1,999,999,998,000/2,000,000,000,000
Caulk: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Chalk: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Cobalt: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Diamond: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Garnet: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Gold: 1,999,999,999,800/2,000,000,000,000
Iodine: 1,999,999,999,500/2,000,000,000,000
Marble: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Mercury: 1,999,999,999,992/2,000,000,000,000
Quartz: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Ruby: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Rust: 999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Shale: 1,999,999,999,990/2,000,000,000,000
Sulfur: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Tar: 1,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Uranium: 899,999,999,000/2,000,000,000,000
Zillium: 0/2,000,000,000,000

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman Queue
Echeladder Rank: Lonely Nobody

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Multitoolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains Pocket Knife.

[close]

Bonaparte Intermission Stuff

Bonaparte's Inventory

Sword - Your weapon of choice. A snazzy blade you spend a lot of time keeping in good condition.
Crossbow - Your backup slash ranged solution.
Crossbow Bolts - You have 10.
Forumbuck - Currency used on the Forum. You have 5.
Disguise-o-Tron - A weird device you created. It allows you to assume the form of a deceased Forumite, but doesn't last long.

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Bonaparte - Member #55. This is you. You are a master of disguise, skilled at avoiding Moderators.
~~Corn - Member #7. The Queen of Frying Pans, Corn is quite effective at bludgeoning problems away.~~ Location: Unknown Affinity: 0

[close]

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Hickory · November 15, 2016, 03:35:49 AM

B!!!!!

I didn't come all this way for nothing.

LT Sandpaw · November 15, 2016, 03:37:11 AM

Ask politely, but rev up the chain axe at the same time.

James Gryphon · November 15, 2016, 03:37:49 AM

B. If he double-crosses us for real afterwards... then we fix him.

We don't need any more of the intermission storage spoilers, do we?

Groddil · November 15, 2016, 03:50:58 AM

You rev the Chainaxe up behind your back.
"These arms are fake. I politely ask that you give me more useful ones."
"Relax, relax, I'm just messing with you. I don't actually have any arms, but Groddil's Shop has DNA. Some of those DNA samples will give you arms. Here's a coupon. You can get a free sample of Otter DNA that way. And here's a transmitter, in case you feel sentimental and want to talk to the people from the alternate universe."
"Is there a shop in the Lawns?"
"Nope. There's one in the Hideouts, though."
"Yeah, I know. Thanks."

B: Take the train back to Secret Hideouts.
B: Search the Front Lawns for another way back.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier. Also allows you to contact Mark and Lily.
Coupon - A coupon that allows you access to a Free DNA Sample at Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
~~1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.~~
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

[close]

Galli's Inventory

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

[close]

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Unknown: [PEONY]
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Unknown: [SKYBLADE]
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Unknown: [MHERA]
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Unknown: [KITSUNE]
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. You last found him in the Secret Hideouts.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3
~~Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3~~ Deceased.
~~BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2~~ Location: Unknown.
~~Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0~~ Location: Front Lawns.

[close]

Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Frog
Echeladder Rank: Heir Transparent
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Frog - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains a small safe.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Frog - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Frog - Contains your Nuclear Rifle.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 999,999,784,700/2,000,000,000,000
Amber: 0/2,000,000,000,000
Amethyst: 1,999,999,998,000/2,000,000,000,000
Caulk: 0/2,000,000,000,000
Chalk: 1,999,999,999,950/2,000,000,000,000
Cobalt: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Diamond: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Garnet: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Gold: 1,999,999,999,800/2,000,000,000,000
Iodine: 1,999,999,999,500/2,000,000,000,000
Marble: 0/2,000,000,000,000
Mercury: 1,999,999,999,992/2,000,000,000,000
Quartz: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Ruby: 1,999,999,998,999/2,000,000,000,000
Rust: 999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Shale: 1,999,999,998,990/2,000,000,000,000
Sulfur: 1,999,999,999,950/2,000,000,000,000
Tar: 1,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Uranium: 899,999,894,000/2,000,000,000,000
Zillium: 0/2,000,000,000,000

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Windows
~~Echeladder Rank: Dark Summoner~~
God-Tier: Sylph of Doom
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your MPS.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your Deep Web Hacking Device.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a modus control deck.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Nakking Crocodile.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains the Barber's Best Friend.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 999,998,886,850/2,000,000,000,000
Amber: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Amethyst: 1,999,999,998,000/2,000,000,000,000
Caulk: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Chalk: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Cobalt: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Diamond: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Garnet: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Gold: 1,999,999,999,800/2,000,000,000,000
Iodine: 1,999,999,999,500/2,000,000,000,000
Marble: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Mercury: 1,999,999,999,992/2,000,000,000,000
Quartz: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Ruby: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Rust: 999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Shale: 1,999,999,999,990/2,000,000,000,000
Sulfur: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Tar: 1,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Uranium: 899,999,999,000/2,000,000,000,000
Zillium: 0/2,000,000,000,000

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman Queue
Echeladder Rank: Lonely Nobody

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Multitoolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains Pocket Knife.

[close]

Bonaparte Intermission Stuff

Bonaparte's Inventory

Sword - Your weapon of choice. A snazzy blade you spend a lot of time keeping in good condition.
Crossbow - Your backup slash ranged solution.
Crossbow Bolts - You have 10.
Forumbuck - Currency used on the Forum. You have 5.
Disguise-o-Tron - A weird device you created. It allows you to assume the form of a deceased Forumite, but doesn't last long.

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Bonaparte - Member #55. This is you. You are a master of disguise, skilled at avoiding Moderators.
~~Corn - Member #7. The Queen of Frying Pans, Corn is quite effective at bludgeoning problems away.~~ Location: Unknown Affinity: 0

[close]

James Gryphon · November 15, 2016, 06:10:57 AM

Search the Front Lawns. Now that we no longer have the Disguise-O-Tron, the train route could be dangerous. I'm not sure why Lutra would have it out for Baliss or Galli, but it's better not to risk it.

Groddil · November 16, 2016, 12:49:05 AM

Not to mention the fact that the Secret Hideouts Train Station is now a nuclear crater, and that Lutra is half-dead, and has fled Loamhedge for the Honeycomb, as I said in the Lesson Spoiler.

You leave the Binturong's Cave, and start making your way back through the Front Lawns. After leaving the Orchard, you find yourself in a gathering of serious-looking Forumites.
"We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of one of our own... Wait, who are you?"

B: Ask for help.
B: Ask who died.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier. Also allows you to contact Mark and Lily.
Coupon - A coupon that allows you access to a Free DNA Sample at Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
~~1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.~~
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

[close]

Galli's Inventory

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

[close]

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Unknown: [PEONY]
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Unknown: [SKYBLADE]
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Unknown: [MHERA]
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Unknown: [KITSUNE]
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. You last found him in the Secret Hideouts.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3
~~Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3~~ Deceased.
~~BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2~~ Location: Unknown.
~~Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0~~ Location: Front Lawns.

[close]

Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Frog
Echeladder Rank: Heir Transparent
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Frog - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains a small safe.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Frog - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Frog - Contains your Nuclear Rifle.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 999,999,784,700/2,000,000,000,000
Amber: 0/2,000,000,000,000
Amethyst: 1,999,999,998,000/2,000,000,000,000
Caulk: 0/2,000,000,000,000
Chalk: 1,999,999,999,950/2,000,000,000,000
Cobalt: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Diamond: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Garnet: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Gold: 1,999,999,999,800/2,000,000,000,000
Iodine: 1,999,999,999,500/2,000,000,000,000
Marble: 0/2,000,000,000,000
Mercury: 1,999,999,999,992/2,000,000,000,000
Quartz: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Ruby: 1,999,999,998,999/2,000,000,000,000
Rust: 999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Shale: 1,999,999,998,990/2,000,000,000,000
Sulfur: 1,999,999,999,950/2,000,000,000,000
Tar: 1,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Uranium: 899,999,894,000/2,000,000,000,000
Zillium: 0/2,000,000,000,000

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Windows
~~Echeladder Rank: Dark Summoner~~
God-Tier: Sylph of Doom
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your MPS.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your Deep Web Hacking Device.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a modus control deck.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Nakking Crocodile.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains the Barber's Best Friend.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 999,998,886,850/2,000,000,000,000
Amber: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Amethyst: 1,999,999,998,000/2,000,000,000,000
Caulk: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Chalk: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Cobalt: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Diamond: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Garnet: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Gold: 1,999,999,999,800/2,000,000,000,000
Iodine: 1,999,999,999,500/2,000,000,000,000
Marble: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Mercury: 1,999,999,999,992/2,000,000,000,000
Quartz: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Ruby: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Rust: 999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Shale: 1,999,999,999,990/2,000,000,000,000
Sulfur: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Tar: 1,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Uranium: 899,999,999,000/2,000,000,000,000
Zillium: 0/2,000,000,000,000

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman Queue
Echeladder Rank: Lonely Nobody

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Multitoolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains Pocket Knife.

[close]

Bonaparte Intermission Stuff

Bonaparte's Inventory

Sword - Your weapon of choice. A snazzy blade you spend a lot of time keeping in good condition.
Crossbow - Your backup slash ranged solution.
Crossbow Bolts - You have 10.
Forumbuck - Currency used on the Forum. You have 5.
Disguise-o-Tron - A weird device you created. It allows you to assume the form of a deceased Forumite, but doesn't last long.

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Bonaparte - Member #55. This is you. You are a master of disguise, skilled at avoiding Moderators.
~~Corn - Member #7. The Queen of Frying Pans, Corn is quite effective at bludgeoning problems away.~~ Location: Unknown Affinity: 0

[close]

Chipster of Noonvale · November 16, 2016, 12:49:57 AM

...

James Gryphon · November 16, 2016, 01:02:02 AM

Quote from: Groddil on November 16, 2016, 12:49:05 AM
Not to mention the fact that the Secret Hideouts Train Station is now a nuclear crater, and that Lutra is half-dead, and has fled Loamhedge for the Honeycomb, as I said in the Lesson Spoiler.

I don't think I'd read that at the time. After I did, though... honestly, I pretty much ignored it. It was pretty hard to follow.

Groddil · November 16, 2016, 01:04:36 AM

James: All you have to know is that Bonaparte accidentally sent the nuke too far back. Baliss and Galli used it to bypass Lutra, rather than go through with Bonaparte's plan. As a result, they never met Bonaparte, never completed the Groddil Clone's favor, and the Portal Train was destroyed, so they had to walk along the tracks to get here.

"Who died?"
"Sensitive, aren't you. We're holding a funeral. For Mhera."
"Sorry about your loss. I'm Baliss, this is Galli."
"Skyblade. This is Kit, and Corn."
"What happened, if you don't mind me asking?"
"A sad turn of events. Mhera was on the train from Front Lawns to Secret Hideouts when a nuclear detonation vaporized the train station."
You look at Galli. She shrugs.
"Why? Perhaps you can help us find who is responsible for this. In turn, we might be able to offer you aid. Do you know who detonated that bomb at the Train Station?"

B: Tell the truth.
B: Lie.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier. Also allows you to contact Mark and Lily.
Coupon - A coupon that allows you access to a Free DNA Sample at Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
~~1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.~~
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

[close]

Galli's Inventory

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

[close]

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Unknown: [PEONY]
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Unknown: [SKYBLADE]
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Unknown: [MHERA]
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Unknown: [KITSUNE]
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. You last found him in the Secret Hideouts.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3
~~Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3~~ Deceased.
~~BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2~~ Location: Unknown.
~~Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0~~ Location: Front Lawns.

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Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Frog
Echeladder Rank: Heir Transparent
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Frog - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains a small safe.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Frog - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Frog - Contains your Nuclear Rifle.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 999,999,784,700/2,000,000,000,000
Amber: 0/2,000,000,000,000
Amethyst: 1,999,999,998,000/2,000,000,000,000
Caulk: 0/2,000,000,000,000
Chalk: 1,999,999,999,950/2,000,000,000,000
Cobalt: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Diamond: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Garnet: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Gold: 1,999,999,999,800/2,000,000,000,000
Iodine: 1,999,999,999,500/2,000,000,000,000
Marble: 0/2,000,000,000,000
Mercury: 1,999,999,999,992/2,000,000,000,000
Quartz: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Ruby: 1,999,999,998,999/2,000,000,000,000
Rust: 999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Shale: 1,999,999,998,990/2,000,000,000,000
Sulfur: 1,999,999,999,950/2,000,000,000,000
Tar: 1,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Uranium: 899,999,894,000/2,000,000,000,000
Zillium: 0/2,000,000,000,000

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Windows
~~Echeladder Rank: Dark Summoner~~
God-Tier: Sylph of Doom
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your MPS.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your Deep Web Hacking Device.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a modus control deck.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Nakking Crocodile.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains the Barber's Best Friend.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 999,998,886,850/2,000,000,000,000
Amber: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Amethyst: 1,999,999,998,000/2,000,000,000,000
Caulk: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Chalk: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Cobalt: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Diamond: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Garnet: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Gold: 1,999,999,999,800/2,000,000,000,000
Iodine: 1,999,999,999,500/2,000,000,000,000
Marble: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Mercury: 1,999,999,999,992/2,000,000,000,000
Quartz: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Ruby: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Rust: 999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Shale: 1,999,999,999,990/2,000,000,000,000
Sulfur: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Tar: 1,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Uranium: 899,999,999,000/2,000,000,000,000
Zillium: 0/2,000,000,000,000

[close]

Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman Queue
Echeladder Rank: Lonely Nobody

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Multitoolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains Pocket Knife.

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Bonaparte Intermission Stuff

Bonaparte's Inventory

Sword - Your weapon of choice. A snazzy blade you spend a lot of time keeping in good condition.
Crossbow - Your backup slash ranged solution.
Crossbow Bolts - You have 10.
Forumbuck - Currency used on the Forum. You have 5.
Disguise-o-Tron - A weird device you created. It allows you to assume the form of a deceased Forumite, but doesn't last long.

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Bonaparte - Member #55. This is you. You are a master of disguise, skilled at avoiding Moderators.
~~Corn - Member #7. The Queen of Frying Pans, Corn is quite effective at bludgeoning problems away.~~ Location: Unknown Affinity: 0

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Chipster of Noonvale · November 16, 2016, 01:05:52 AM

...

James Gryphon · November 16, 2016, 01:08:38 AM

So, how did the nuke going back in time keep them from meeting Bonaparte?

Groddil · November 16, 2016, 01:18:58 AM

James: They skipped straight through the Hideouts to the train station, where they used it to get past Lutra. They never needed Bonaparte's plan, so they never met him in the first place.

"It... was us. We were attacked by Lutra when we tried to get to the train station. We had no choice but to use the nuke."
"I understand. Lutra was brutal, he has been the cause of death of member and guest alike in his time. I wish there had been a way for you to take him down without restorting to that terrible device, but at least he is no longer here to torment us."
Kit steps forward.
"I appreciate your honesty, stranger, but you are still responsible for Mhera and Lutra, evil as he may have been. All I can give you is the way out of here. The Lawns are a place of peace. You do not belong here. Go to Happy Birthdays, find Lord Ashenwyte's Celebratory Plaque. Burried beneath it is a tunnel straight to his teahouse. Leave quickly, before we change our minds."
Corn says nothing, but glares at you while brandishing her frying pan.

B: Go to Happy Birthdays.
B: Try to gain the trust of these three Forumites.
B: Search the lawns for another potential ally.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Ashe's Chainaxe - A ridiculously overpowered... thing made using a chainsaw and a war axe. Can tear apart guest and member alike with ease. 9/10ths fuelled up.
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
Jerry Can - Holds fuel for the Chainaxe, but it has a leak. Empty.
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger.
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device.
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 6.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 6.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier. Also allows you to contact Mark and Lily.
Coupon - A coupon that allows you access to a Free DNA Sample at Groddil's shop.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
~~1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.~~
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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Galli's Inventory

Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. Galli is using it. Loaded with 2 Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. You have 9.
Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electric device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: Unknown: [ADMIN]
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan. You met her in the Lawns, but she doesn't seem fond of you.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - A crazy, cannibalistic hedgehog. Enjoys SPAM. Currently undergoing brain surgery. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarz. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Seems sad because of Mhera, but doesn't seem to hold a grudge against you.
#19: BlueRose - A crazed Forumite, locked up in the Dungeon. She seems friendly enough.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: Unknown: [RACHEL]
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - Youkilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledheryoukilledher.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Hasn't forgiven you for the deaths of Mhera and Lutra.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [SAGE]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Unknown: [WYLDER]
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who disappeared in mysterious circumstances. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Unknown: [LEO]
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Unknown: [DARKENMAL]
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Unknown: [RUSVUL]
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. He has a plan to get to the Front Lawns.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Was killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3
~~Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3~~ Deceased.
~~BlueRose - Member #19. Guests will avoid her, and in turn, you. Affinity: 2~~ Location: Unknown.
~~Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0~~ Location: Front Lawns.

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Homestuck Intermission Stuff

Mark's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Frog
Echeladder Rank: Heir Transparent
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Frog - Contains ePhone.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains a small safe.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Frog - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Frog - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Riflekind
Captchalogue Frog - Contains your Nuclear Rifle.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 999,999,784,700/2,000,000,000,000
Amber: 0/2,000,000,000,000
Amethyst: 1,999,999,998,000/2,000,000,000,000
Caulk: 0/2,000,000,000,000
Chalk: 1,999,999,999,950/2,000,000,000,000
Cobalt: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Diamond: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Garnet: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Gold: 1,999,999,999,800/2,000,000,000,000
Iodine: 1,999,999,999,500/2,000,000,000,000
Marble: 0/2,000,000,000,000
Mercury: 1,999,999,999,992/2,000,000,000,000
Quartz: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Ruby: 1,999,999,998,999/2,000,000,000,000
Rust: 999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Shale: 1,999,999,998,990/2,000,000,000,000
Sulfur: 1,999,999,999,950/2,000,000,000,000
Tar: 1,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Uranium: 899,999,894,000/2,000,000,000,000
Zillium: 0/2,000,000,000,000

[close]

Lily's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Windows
~~Echeladder Rank: Dark Summoner~~
God-Tier: Sylph of Doom
Boondollars - 413,000,000,000,000,000,000 (413 Quintillion/1 Boonbank)

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your MPS.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains your Deep Web Hacking Device.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a modus control deck.
Captchalogue Card - Contains a Nakking Crocodile.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing and snazzy aviator goggles.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Umbrellakind
Captchalogue Card - Contains the Barber's Best Friend.

[close]

Grist Cache

Build Grist: 999,998,886,850/2,000,000,000,000
Amber: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Amethyst: 1,999,999,998,000/2,000,000,000,000
Caulk: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Chalk: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Cobalt: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Diamond: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Garnet: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Gold: 1,999,999,999,800/2,000,000,000,000
Iodine: 1,999,999,999,500/2,000,000,000,000
Marble: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Mercury: 1,999,999,999,992/2,000,000,000,000
Quartz: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Ruby: 1,999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Rust: 999,999,999,999/2,000,000,000,000
Shale: 1,999,999,999,990/2,000,000,000,000
Sulfur: 2,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Tar: 1,000,000,000,000/2,000,000,000,000
Uranium: 899,999,999,000/2,000,000,000,000
Zillium: 0/2,000,000,000,000

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Frank's Sylladex

Fetch Modus - Morgan Freeman Queue
Echeladder Rank: Lonely Nobody

Captchalogue Card - Contains nothing.
Captchalogue Card - Contains Moist Sock Mace
Captchalogue Card - Contains ePhone.

Equipped stuff:
Captchalogue Card - Contains clothing.

Strife Specibus

Kind Apparatus - Multitoolkind
Captchalogue Card - Contains Pocket Knife.

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Bonaparte Intermission Stuff

Bonaparte's Inventory

Sword - Your weapon of choice. A snazzy blade you spend a lot of time keeping in good condition.
Crossbow - Your backup slash ranged solution.
Crossbow Bolts - You have 10.
Forumbuck - Currency used on the Forum. You have 5.

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Bonaparte - Member #55. This is you. You are a master of disguise, skilled at avoiding Moderators.
~~Corn - Member #7. The Queen of Frying Pans, Corn is quite effective at bludgeoning problems away.~~ Location: Unknown Affinity: 0

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