The Endless Story

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Dibbun Against Bedtime

But then Dave threw up.
"An' if on an empty tummy I'm slain,
Then I'll jolly well never get killed again,
So pass the pudden an' fetch those pies,
An' I'll give the foebeast a rotten surprise!"

Izeroth

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 Meanwhile, in a galaxy far, far away, the frozen body of Ledthion Jr. was picked up by a research vessel that happened to be passing near his old base.

rrrrr

The research vessel belonged to an evil invisible king. The vessel's crew got drunk and steered the vessel into an unknown planet, and Ledthion Jr. got exploded into a million pieces.
rrrrr.....

Ho arr, mateys, swimming is fun!

I had shrimp 'n' hotroot soup today.


LT Sandpaw


Then the malicious commander V captured these pieces and put them in a
bio-tank


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Dibbun Against Bedtime

Then the biotank exploded because it hates pop music.
"An' if on an empty tummy I'm slain,
Then I'll jolly well never get killed again,
So pass the pudden an' fetch those pies,
An' I'll give the foebeast a rotten surprise!"

Lady Ashenwyte

And then Ledthion Jr. came back to life, and met Akkuj eht Gnils.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Dibbun Against Bedtime

Akkuj eht Gnils killed Ledthion Jr. because everyone was tired of Izeroth and Delthion reincarnating themselves endlessly.
"An' if on an empty tummy I'm slain,
Then I'll jolly well never get killed again,
So pass the pudden an' fetch those pies,
An' I'll give the foebeast a rotten surprise!"

Lady Ashenwyte

So Eolraks killed Neros with her signature pressure cooker move.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Delthion

Quote from: Dibbun Against Bedtime on April 25, 2015, 01:42:42 PM
Akkuj eht Gnils killed Ledthion Jr. because everyone was tired of Izeroth and Delthion reincarnating themselves endlessly.

OOC: I've barely reincarnated myself!!! And just in case you didn't notice Akkuj eht Gnils is Jukka.
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

LT Sandpaw


But everyone ignored Delthions angry rant and went on their merry way, so he quietly plotted revenge.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

rrrrr

However, Delthion had no one to revenge on, so he revenged upon himself.
rrrrr.....

Ho arr, mateys, swimming is fun!

I had shrimp 'n' hotroot soup today.


Skyblade

He ended up listening to music he hated for five hours straight, which made him lose his mind and run down the street screaming, "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

rrrrr

rrrrr.....

Ho arr, mateys, swimming is fun!

I had shrimp 'n' hotroot soup today.


LT Sandpaw


Edalbyks was a mad nurse who wished to be just like her hero Charlie the mad dentist. Except she collected Hair.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Dibbun Against Bedtime

Then Wapd Nastl threw up on Edalbyks.
"An' if on an empty tummy I'm slain,
Then I'll jolly well never get killed again,
So pass the pudden an' fetch those pies,
An' I'll give the foebeast a rotten surprise!"