Corrupt-a-Wish

[Kade Rivok]

Wish granted.  Good part, the sky is now made of fruit.  Bad part, the sky is now made of fruit.

Looks like imma need a smoothie blender.  I'll wish for one.

[Jarky Thistlebrush]

You get a smoothie blender. It malfunctions and turns everything into strangely-flavoured smoothies.
I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that this chain would STOP!''''

[Booklover]

Wish granted: I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that the next wish will be 'I wish that this chain would STOP!''' but you are the one who has to do all those wishes in consecutive comments to make the chain stop, and do it as soon as possible.

[shisteer of nothing much]

No.

I wish that possums could sing opera.

[Kade Rivok]

Wish granted.  Once again; good part, possums can sing opera.  Bad part, possums can sing opera.  Since their vocal folds are so small, their range is extremely high.  Also, even though they aren't very good since there aren't any conservatories for possums, they still love to do it, so now the world is filled with the high pitched scream singing of possums.

I wish penguins could fly.

[MathLuk]

Wish granted.  Once again; good part, possums can sing opera.  Bad part, possums can sing opera.  Since their vocal folds are so small, their range is extremely high.  Also, even though they aren't very good since there aren't any conservatories for possums, they still love to do it, so now the world is filled with the high pitched scream singing of possums.

I wish penguins could fly.

They could... off a cliff!

I wish I can talk to my friends whenever I want.

[Booklover]

Wish granted, but you have no friends.

I wish for a pet duck (don't ask why I'm obsessed with ducks).

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, but it's a little rubber duckie with a broken squeaker.  Still kinda cute though, I guess.

I want the latest version of the Oculus Rift.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

It's broken.

I wish I could erase my parent's short-term memory

[shisteer of nothing much]

Wish granted but their long term memory is also erased so they don't know who you are and won't believe you when you tell them.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, but now there are WAY too many.  The oldest person on earth is but 3.2856 days old.  Also, since night is so rare, the earths natural ecosystem gets destroyed or something.

I want the best paper airplane to have ever existed.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted but then your younger sibling (or maybe cousin) rips it to shreds.

I wish the termite things that kill bees didn't exist.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted.  Now the bees have taken over the world.  Good job.

I want a bee costume so that I can fit in.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted.  Now the bees have taken over the world.  Good job.

That's not really a bad thing. Bees aren't overly aggressive and there would be great production in fruit and veges.

Granted. The bees thing you're mocking them and decide to punish you for it.

I wish there were shorter motorbikes.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted.  Now the bees have taken over the world.  Good job.

That's not really a bad thing. Bees aren't overly aggressive and there would be great production in fruit and veges.

Granted. The bees thing you're mocking them and decide to punish you for it.

I wish there were shorter motorbikes.

Granted, motorbikes are now shorter, to the point that mice can comfortably drive them, thus boosting their economy to be on par with humans.

I wish I had more time for stuff