Welcome, injured friends, to The Hospital! Please register at the front desk. :D
*Looks around* Where is the front desk?
Over there. *Points*
Where?
There. Next to the water fountain. *Points*
Ah, okay. Looks like you don't have many patients here, do you?
None, actually... :P *Piano crashes through the ceiling and lands on Amber* Congratulations! You're our first patient! :D *Puts Amber on a hospital bed and pushes her away to her room*
*Is unconscious*
Hello! A giant dragonfly bit me. *Keels over.*
*My pieces walk into the hospital* Don't ask how I did this again.
How did you do that?
(That is exactly something my sister would do. "Don't ask me how such such happened." "How did it happen?") ;D ;D
*stumbles through portal carrying one of my arms while blood gushes from my shoulder*
I don't think I need to explain what's wrong with me.
Merely a flesh wound!
*puts arm down on front desk*
Do I need to make an appointment?
Quote from: rachel25 on December 20, 2015, 02:25:43 PM
*puts arm down on front desk*
Do I need to make an appointment?
*Runs in through the doors. Picks up Rach's arm and slathers it with super glue. Sticks it back on her shoulder.*
*Runs out.*
*looks down at arm as it falls back off and onto the floor*
Quote from: Lady Amber on December 20, 2015, 01:05:37 AM
*Is unconscious*
*Holds smelling salts under Amber's nose*
Quote from: Delthion on December 20, 2015, 01:22:52 AM
Hello! A giant dragonfly bit me. *Keels over.*
Oh my. *Puts Del in a hospital bed and pushes him to his room* So, um, I have some good news and some bad news. Bad news: you're probably going to die. The good news: there's a small possibility you might not die. To know how to properly treat your injury I must first know what kind of dragonfly it was. Do you remember what it looked like?
Quote from: Skyblade on December 20, 2015, 07:10:11 AM
*My pieces walk into the hospital* Don't ask how I did this again.
Goodness me! *Puts Sky on a hospital bed and pushes her to her room* *Wraps her entire body in bandages*
Quote from: rachel25 on December 20, 2015, 02:47:39 PM
*looks down at arm as it falls back off and onto the floor*
*Gets a needle and some thread and sews Rach's arm to her shoulder*
*pours gem stone dust on it and arm works perfectly again*
Thanks.
No problem. :D
*walks away and falls over feet and crashes down the stairs. Breaks neck*
If there's anything I've learned from being a blacksmith, it's that any problem can be fixed by putting it in a fire or hitting it with a hammer. . . Often both!
Now hold still. . .
Okay.
*Replaces Rach's skeleton with a titanium one.* You'll never break now.
Thank you, Russa! ;D
Quote from: Skarzs on December 20, 2015, 09:48:45 PM
*Replaces Rach's skeleton with a titanium one.* You'll never break now.
Thank you.
*gets up and falls out of window. Crushes two people outside but is fine*
*Puts a sign that says "HELP WANTED" in the front window*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 20, 2015, 07:46:58 PM
Quote from: Lady Amber on December 20, 2015, 01:05:37 AM
*Is unconscious*
*Holds smelling salts under Amber's nose*
Quote from: Delthion on December 20, 2015, 01:22:52 AM
Hello! A giant dragonfly bit me. *Keels over.*
Oh my. *Puts Del in a hospital bed and pushes him to his room* So, um, I have some good news and some bad news. Bad news: you're probably going to die. The good news: there's a small possibility you might not die. To know how to properly treat your injury I must first know what kind of dragonfly it was. Do you remember what it looked like?Quote from: Skyblade on December 20, 2015, 07:10:11 AM
*My pieces walk into the hospital* Don't ask how I did this again.
Goodness me! *Puts Sky on a hospital bed and pushes her to her room* *Wraps her entire body in bandages*Quote from: rachel25 on December 20, 2015, 02:47:39 PM
*looks down at arm as it falls back off and onto the floor*
*Gets a needle and some thread and sews Rach's arm to her shoulder*
It was black with golden...maybe bronze...actually I think it was GREEN SPOTS!!! ;D ;D
Oh my. It sounds to me like you were bitten by the very dangerous spotty green dragonfly. Almost everyone who has been bitten by the spotty green dragonfly has died a slow and painful death. The only cure is a strange (and rare) plant found deep in the jungles of South America. Of course, we don't have any here, but this athelas might help. If you have not already written your will, I encourage you to do so now. *Puts some athelas in a bottle of water* *Shakes the bottle* *Pours the water down Del's throat*
Give the poor chap come proper medicine! *Pours a litre of scalding hot tea down Del's throat*
Are you denying the healing powers of athelas?!?!?!?!?! ;D
*SplAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGGGGH!!AGsplfafkrirumfsh.* *Silence*..............Wow! That actually worked! Must have been brewed with that weird herb thingy! ;D ;D ;D ;D
Wow. Now I can put you on the list of people who have survived being bitten by the dreaded spotty green dragonfly. O.O
O.O
That is the first time I have ever used that.
*comes back in carrying someone else's arm*
Anyone lost an arm recently?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 21, 2015, 05:02:00 AM
Are you denying the healing powers of athelas?!?!?!?!?! ;D
Yes! Your Athelas is false, and it's deadly poison!
*spits out the Althelas I was drinking that I found on the desk*
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on December 21, 2015, 10:33:21 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 21, 2015, 05:02:00 AM
Are you denying the healing powers of athelas?!?!?!?!?! ;D
Yes! Your Athelas is false, and it's deadly poison!
Nope, you must be confusing it with that Poison Hemlock stuff I keep in the storage closet.
*spits out poison hemlock which I was drinking after finding it in the closest*
Or maybe you're confusing it with that poisonous pepper plant in the corner.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 21, 2015, 04:37:51 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on December 21, 2015, 10:33:21 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 21, 2015, 05:02:00 AM
Are you denying the healing powers of athelas?!?!?!?!?! ;D
Yes! Your Athelas is false, and it's deadly poison!
Nope, you must be confusing it with that Poison Hemlock stuff I keep in the storage closet.
You lie! I thought you made a mistake, but you're planning to kill us all!
No, no, no! You've got it all wrong! The poisonous plants are for Freddy to eat! Froads are able to eat all sorts of poisonous substances without dying. In fact, Freddy really likes poisonous peppers and hemlock. :D
*spits out poisonous pepper plant*
I've got to stop eating random things that I find.
Why would you give the poisons to those influenced by it?
*throws acid at Ash*
*Waterbends acid down Rachel's throat* This place is a threat to the peace on the forum! Soren of the Souffle, your first task as a member of the Order of the Cookie is to purge this place and end this menace to the forum.
But this is a place where people can be rid of their ailments!
No! You are poisoning people while pretending to cure them!
Actually, this place is owned by Russa; I'm just a patient who's defending her.
Also, no one has actually been poisoned.
You just founded this establishment, it takes time to poison people, you know. YOUR EVIL MUST BE DESTROYED AT ONCE! PREPARE THE CHOCCY STAR!
Rachel was the only one who was poisoned, and that was because she ate a poisonous pepper plant, as well as hemlock. It wasn't Russa's fault!
You were feeling Delthion poison. You will pay for it in blood and chocolate!
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on December 22, 2015, 02:42:58 PM
You were feeling Delthion poison. You will pay for it in blood and chocolate!
We gave Del poison? Really?
The athelas was deadly.
Athelas is used for healing!
*swallows acid and skips away*
Your Athelas is poison!
*pours acid into patient's drip*
Does this hospital's patient care regulations comply to government standards?
Yes, of course.
*Waterbends acid into Rachel's mouth* Enough! Purge this place!
Ash, settle down. Putting acid in people's mouths isn't nice.
She was putting acid in the drips, I'm operating within the law.
She was hallucinating, she actually poured it down the sink. ;D
Quote from: James Gryphon on December 22, 2015, 10:00:30 PM
Does this hospital's patient care regulations comply to government standards?
I AM the government!
May I apply to work here? Where's the form I fill out?
This hospital shall be cleansed by the power of the Raisin! For the Cookie!!! *Starts attacking those who run the Hospital. Is not hallucinating.*
Del isn't hallucinating, he's actually asleep, and is dreaming.
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 23, 2015, 02:52:47 AM
May I apply to work here? Where's the form I fill out?
Of course. Here's the form:
Spoiler
First name:
Last name:
Birthdate:
Address:
Phone number:
Previous job experience:
Have you ever been fired from a job:
Why you were fired (if you were):
Signature:
Quote from: Lady Amber on December 23, 2015, 04:54:47 PM
Del isn't hallucinating, he's actually asleep, and is dreaming.
Definitely.
First name: Jukka
Last name: the Sling
Birthdate: September 13, 199_ [not telling all]
Address: 176 Doriath Rd, Rivendell, Middle-earth. :3
Phone number: They don't have phones, in Middle-earth, but I do have a palantir. *pulls micro palantir out of pocket*
Previous job experience: Stocking wine in Mirkwood.
Have you ever been fired from a job: Yes...
Why you were fired (if you were): I accidentally dropped a small barrel of King Thranduil's best Dorwinion on his foot.
Signature: Jukka the Sling
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 23, 2015, 01:20:27 AM
She was hallucinating, she actually poured it down the sink. ;D
I don't hallucinate! I'm criminally insane.insane!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on December 23, 2015, 07:26:01 PM
First name: Jukka
Last name: the Sling
Birthdate: September 13, 199_ [not telling all]
Address: 176 Doriath Rd, Rivendell, Middle-earth. :3
Phone number: They don't have phones, in Middle-earth, but I do have a palantir. *pulls micro palantir out of pocket*
Previous job experience: Stocking wine in Mirkwood.
Have you ever been fired from a job: Yes...
Why you were fired (if you were): I accidentally dropped a small barrel of King Thranduil's best Dorwinion on his foot.
Signature: Jukka the Sling
Um...okay, you're hired.
Quote from: rachel25 on December 23, 2015, 07:32:06 PM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on December 23, 2015, 01:20:27 AM
She was hallucinating, she actually poured it down the sink. ;D
I don't hallucinate! I'm criminally insane.insane!
...
Yay! What should I do first?
Well...the floors could use a good mopping.
*looks for mop* *there isn't one* *grabs a stick and ties a rag to it and mops merrily*
*Cuts mop into pieces* FOR THE COOKIE!
*Is not dreaming, hallucinating, or attacking the wrong things.* *Destroys the real Front Desk, and all of the real IV packets.*
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on December 24, 2015, 06:24:11 AM
*Cuts mop into pieces* FOR THE COOKIE!
*Gives Jukka a new mop*
Quote from: Delthion on December 24, 2015, 06:26:13 AM
*Is not dreaming, hallucinating, or attacking the wrong things.* *Destroys the real Front Desk, and all of the real IV packets.*
This means war.
*Goes into the broom closet and comes out with four laser guns and two jetpack* *Gives two laser guns and a jetpack to Jukka* *Hovers in the air shooting at Del and Ash with my laser guns*
*The cookie shields me, I lash out with a Sharp Cookie throwing it like a Frisbee, disables Russa's jetpack.*
*also is not hallucinating, or dreaming or other stuff and pours acid all over the floors*
*Jumps onto counter.*
*Stands on a chair* *Throws a brick at Del*
*Ducks, a duck flies over me and into Russa's.*
*flies with jetpack and attacks Del with mop*
*Dodges duck* *Throws a vase at Del*
*Using the Cookie Disk I destroy Jukka's Mop. Avoids the vase, throws ten thousand cookie disks at Russa and wherever she is able to go.* ;D ;D ;D
*Disappears* *Reappears behind Del and whacks him over the head with a chair*
My... mop... *cries in a heap on the floor*
*Cookie shields me and lashes out at Russa.*
Revive!
*Teleports Del into a swamp* *Fixes The Hospital* Okay, everyone, it's safe. You can come back now.
*Unfortunately, I was tethered to the Hospital, so it is now sinking in a swamp.*
Quote from: Delthion on February 04, 2016, 11:18:22 PM
*Unfortunately, I was tethered to the Hospital, so it is now sinking in a swamp.*
Well, the important thing is that you're in the swamp too. ;D
Which means that I am in the hospital!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ;D
:'(
I see Tam has a tear problem. No worries, I can fix that. It's a simple matter of removing the head. Once the head has been removed he will be dead and wont cry. We will miss him a little but as long as he isn't crying we will know we've done a good deed. Now say there while I get an ax, and yes, I am a doctor.
Wow . . . detailed.
Yes, now hold still.
*Oozes into the hospital as a toxic puddle of radiated plasma and ash soup.*
Grurble gob uggle ow...?
Just a minute Tam. It appears Sand has melted, Someone stick him in the freezer.
Quote from: LT Sandpaw on February 05, 2016, 07:08:45 PM
*Oozes into the hospital as a toxic puddle of radiated plasma and ash soup.*
Grurble gob uggle ow...?
Sorry, what?
Urgurblooga go uggle ow!
I said, put him in the freezer.
Oh I see. Let me just go get something. . . .
*Glares at Vilu* No I won't.
Excuse me, I'm Dilu.
Whatever. *Gets a bottle of Quintessence and pours some on Sand*
Do you have a doctor certificate?
Do you?
Of course.
*The sludge that is Sandpaw begins smoking and popping weirdly*
Uuuurghul gugugula gurp?
*Puts Sand in the Freezer.*
I have a degree.
In stupidity . . .
Good, you're still here. Now I can continue with the operation.
*knock sounds on front door*
Open up! It's the Board of Health and Public Safety!
*Opens door.*
*flashes badge*
I'm here on reports of beheading and other unsafe practices. May I have a look around?
*Holds up my head* THEY DID IT TO ME!!!!
*gasps* *scribbles furiously in notebook* This could bring the hospital down. May I see the manager?
Wait, he was dead before I did it.
Are you sure bout dat?
Yep.
I must be having reflexes then. I AM A SNAKE!!!!!
See, only dissection.
Clearly he wasn't actually dead. *takes more notes*
Right. I'll just . . . Fade from life now.
You have no proof.
I have proof!
*A sound like popcorn popping, and sizzling issues ominously from a fridge behind Jukka.*
*opens fridge* And what, pray tell, is this?
Obviously, the cold from the fridge broke it and let the hot air come in from the oven right next to it, popping the popcorn someone *apparently* decided to store in a refrigerator.
I have a degree in science, and that is definitely not popcorn.
It's clearly a bunch of brains that have been removed from people, and have shrunk from the cold of the fridge. Arrest Daskar!
Quote from: Jukka the Sling on February 05, 2016, 10:16:26 PM
*gasps* *scribbles furiously in notebook* This could bring the hospital down. May I see the manager?
Um, I am the manager. Also, the beheadings and other unsafe practices were all committed by Vilu. He should be arrested.
Vilu, you are under arrest. *whips out taser*
You realize that the Vilu you're about to taser is left-handed? The actual Vilu is right handed. You're about to taser his imposter. Everyman has returned!
*tases the real Vilu and the fake one for good measure*
Vilu, is, not, here. I, am, Dilu. How, many, times, must, you, be, told?
Okay, arrest Dilu.
Since I'm Over Powered I easily escape.
Overpoweredness is not permitted here. Arrest him.
Yes it is. When you're Overpowered you get t make up rules.
*Overpowered Godmodder enters.* What is the trouble here? Ah! Dilu has been misbehaving again. *Forcibly removes Dilu.*
/me Be's awesome and gets rid of Overpowered Godmodder
*Overpowered Godmodder godmods and destroys Dilu.*
/me lives.
*Daskar dies.*
/me lives.
*I die*
You were already dead, I was dissecting a corpse.
Oh, Okay.
*I die again*
Dilu, you're under arrest! *Tasers Dilu*
/me grabs Taser.
/me snaps Taser.
/me throws Taser at Russa.
*Russa Nodrey collapses to the floor.
*Revives Russa* Pathetic mortal. I challenge you to a duel to the death, Daskar. Are you brave enough to accept it?
Of course, shall you or I pick the weapons?
The lords are at it again ???
Lordy its a lord battle of the lords.
Overpowered Badger VS Overpowered Stoat.
Oh my! How did the peaceful Hospital turn into this?!
/me shrugs.
Hmm... *Sigh* Let's just move into the new building next door?
*Teleports Hospital into an alternate dimension where only darkness exists.*
It appears Ash and I were about to duel to the death, lets go find the topic, Ash.
*Knocks on door* "Hello? I came here to apply for a job?"
Russa, may I resume the role of your partner of running this facility?
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 22, 2016, 08:31:51 PM
*Knocks on door* "Hello? I came here to apply for a job?"
For only two payments of fifty dollars you can be official janitor.
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on June 22, 2016, 08:37:06 PM
Russa, may I resume the role of your partner of running this facility?
Shouldn't you ask Russa and I?
Being shipped with someone has it's advantages.
Are you the assistant manager?
Unofficial owner.
Well I was the Creator back on the old forum. I let Russa join me as my partner and we continued from there. You do not have the power to overrule my request to join!
I never overruled you, plus this is a different forum.
Well then I am now the official assistant janitor of this fine establishment. *scrubs the floor with a toothbrush*
With basically all the same people and the same set-up. Annnnyway, I am going to wait for Russa's response before anything else happens :P.
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on June 22, 2016, 08:37:06 PM
Russa, may I resume the role of your partner of running this facility?
Sure!
Quote from: Lord Daskar on June 22, 2016, 09:51:53 PM
Shouldn't you ask Russa and I? Being shipped with someone has it's advantages.
Waaaat?!?!
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And anyway, don't you think you'd be better suited to the role of assistant janitor's assistant? :P
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 22, 2016, 10:18:22 PM
Well then I am now the official assistant janitor of this fine establishment. *scrubs the floor with a toothbrush*
*Provides Rosie with better cleaning equipment*
Ok, great! Do we need to move buildings?
Yay! A bigger toothbrush! *continues scrubbing*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on June 22, 2016, 11:45:24 PM
Quote from: Amarith Waterspring on June 22, 2016, 08:37:06 PM
Russa, may I resume the role of your partner of running this facility?
Sure!
Quote from: Lord Daskar on June 22, 2016, 09:51:53 PM
Shouldn't you ask Russa and I? Being shipped with someone has it's advantages.
Waaaat?!?!
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And anyway, don't you think you'd be better suited to the role of assistant janitor's assistant? :P
No. And yes, it has advantages, I got a hundred bucks from Rosie.
No Daskar I gave you 100 monopoly dollars, The actual money will be shipped to you next tuesday
Well I was losing Monopoly.
You're welcome ;)
PLAGUE TIME EVERYBODY!
*Starts throwing glass bottles containing thousands of different bacteria and viruses everywhere*
I JUST CLEANED THIS FLOOR! I AM NOT LETTING YOU MESS IT UP AGAIN!!! *rams head into Ashe's stomach*
*Cackles at Rosie is infected with the SOOPERDOOPERDEADLYTOXICDISEASEOFDOOM!*
*Kicks the door down and appears with a machete in hand* Everybody freeze! Put your hands in the air and get down on the ground! *Motions for team of Ninjas with Sunglasses to follow me inside* Ashe, I have been led to believe that you recently acquired and opened a bottle of SOOPERDOOPERDEADLYTOXICDISEASEOFDOOM in this hospital, endangering the lives of everyone here. I'm gonna have to ask you to come with me. You are under arrest.
No, the plan is that once they get infected, they won't die.
*Is holding tens of millions of vials of the SOOPERDOOPERDEADLYTOXICDISEASEOFDOOM. Drops them to put hands in the air.* Oops....
*Dives forward in slow motion and catches all the vials of SOOPERDOOPERDEADLYTOXICDISEASEOFDOOM* Noooooooooooooooo! Handcuff them, my Ninjas with Sunglasses, handcuff them all!
*Is slowly dying from poison*
Somebody call an ambulance, we need to get Rosie to a hospital!
... wait...
Somebody perform surgery on Rosie, she's dying!
*Puts Rosie on an operating table* *Performs surgery* You're cured now!
*Contracts disease, coughs on everyone accidentally. Everyone starts dying, so no one can call an ambulance. >:D*
This place is now under quarantine! Please remain calm - you are all going to die!
*calls ambulance because I was cured*
*Forces Eul to drink ten vials of SOOPERDOOPERDEADLYTOXICDISEASEOFDOOM*
Cackle cackle.
*Ambulance arrives and knock Del and Ashe out while healing all of the patients*
...
Once you enter..... You may never leave!
Unless you have a pass.
...
Since I'm legally shipped with the owner of this facility I have the power to reject your pass.
NO! It doesn't count.
/me bursts through the front window.
HEY HEY HEY!
I heard ya'll's a hos-pi-tal and so I'M HERE FER MY PILLS! Hehehehee!
Ooh, is that a pass?
This zone is under quarantine, repeat, this zone is under quarantine! It is by order of the Queen of the Cellars, me, that this place remained locked down. No one comes in, no one comes out. Please remain calm and throw your passes into the trash, they will do you no good. You're all hopeless, start digging your own graves. :D
...
Here is a plastic spoon.
Good thing this post and this one.
Quote from: Lord Daskar on August 05, 2016, 05:52:56 PM
Since I'm legally shipped with the owner of this facility I have the power to reject your pass.
NO! It doesn't count.
Are/were just little word bubbles that appear in the air. No quarantine for me.
*Tears boundaries to shreds and ushers all of the peoples of the earth into the contaminated hospital.* ;D
*Has a panic attack*
Quote from: Lord Daskar on August 05, 2016, 05:52:56 PM
Since I'm legally shipped with the owner of this facility I have the power to reject your pass.
NO! It doesn't count.
@Chipster of Noonvale: It actually does count. Vilu has no power here.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on August 05, 2016, 09:00:41 PM
*Has a panic attack*
*Gives Eul a cookie to calm her down*
*Teleports everyone who is ruining the hospital to a swamp, 500 miles away* *Turns on a protectey bubble thingy around the hospital*
*cheering erupts* *walks up to Russa* Umm, is there any, um, chance I might be able to a promotion? *nervously chuckles*
Hmm...well, what would you like to be promoted to?
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 22, 2016, 10:18:22 PM
Well then I am now the official assistant janitor of this fine establishment. *scrubs the floor with a toothbrush*
Probably Janitor :D
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on August 06, 2016, 07:18:39 PM
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on June 22, 2016, 10:18:22 PM
Well then I am now the official assistant janitor of this fine establishment. *scrubs the floor with a toothbrush*
Probably Janitor :D
Alrighty, you are now the Head Janitor. *Gives Rosie a badge*
*wipes badge clean* *Scrubs floor with a mega Toothbrush*
Good, good. Very good. All is going as planned. *Nervously eats a cookie*
*takes Eul to the Kid waiting room with lots of pretty pictures* Here you go this should calm you down :)
*Sets the building on fire* Aaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!
Eul, you're hallucinating again. *Hands Eul another cookie*
*Tackles Russa*
*Teleports Eul into the aforementioned swamp*
*Teleports back* you can't kick me out of this place, I have it under quarantine!
Don't worry, I cleaned it all up here :) *takes off quarantine sign*
*Nails another sign down* Ma'am, I going to have to ask you to step away from the door. If you refuse to comply I will have to use force. Everyone back away from the door, this place is still under quarantine until further notice from Queen Eul - oh wait, that's me. Ok, this place is under quarantine until I say it's ok to leave!
Ok. *sits down on the floor* *coughs*
Traitor! *Ashleg's secret service arrive and arrest Eul*
Fool, I placed this Hospital under quarantine. It is by order of the queen, me, that it remain that way, you have showed resistance to my orders and now you shall perish.
*Ninjas with Sunglasses swarm around Ashe*
Finish him!
*Ninjas with Sunglasses pelt Ashe with uncooked pasta*
Suffer! Be thankful you're already in the hospital, you're gonna need a doctor! >:D
*Teleports Eul and Ash into the swamp again*
*Refuses to be teleported* No, bad Russa!
Well then, you leave me no choice. *Knocks Eul out with a frying pan* *Drags her into a room and locks the door*
*Hacks through the door with a machete* Heeeeeeeere's Euly!
*Sprays water on Russa with a spray bottle* No. *Taps Russa on the nose several times* No no, bad Russa!
No, no, no, bad Eul! *Whacks Eul on the head with a rolled up newspaper*
*Piggy-back tackles Eul*
*Giant Delthion walks in.* Maybe I can help! *Eats Eul.*
NOOOOOOOO! You ate me too! :(
No I didn't! You are right there! You weren't eaten! ;D
I only ate Eul, and naturally when I started eating Eul you ran away! ;D
Ohhhhhhhh...
*Cuts way out of Del* Oh, buddy, that looks bad. You need to go to the hospital.
*Lines stomach with fifteen feet of titanium. Eats Eul again.* ;D
I KNOW SURGERY! *repairs del*
I already repaired myself, but thank you! ;D
*Watches Del eat my clone* :(
*Eats the real Eul.*
*Eats Del just to seal the deal*
*Uses my Jiu Jitsu to choke Del*
*Eul is already eaten, and I have been eaten to make sure that she doesn't escape. So how is she choking me?* ;D
*Sticks a toothbrush down Ashe's and Del's throats to pull Eul out*
*Eats Rosie.*
*Sticks my hand down Del's throat and pulls Rosie out*
Thanks, oh and I think ZP has a cold...
*Knock, knock.*
Here we come a-caroling among the leaves so green!
Here we come a-conquering so fair to be seen!
Nevermind this.
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???
Um, okay, I clicked on the newest post in the Cellars, not forum games, so that was supposed to be in a completely different topic. Sowwy.
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 23, 2016, 04:08:56 AM
Nevermind this.
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YES WE DID!!! ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 23, 2016, 04:28:25 AM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on August 23, 2016, 04:08:56 AM
Nevermind this.
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YES WE DID!!! ;D
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Ashleg 10:21:03 pm Viewing Gonff the Mousethief's profile.
This is what you posted in its exact format! ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 23, 2016, 04:33:37 AM
Ashleg 10:21:03 pm Viewing Gonff the Mousethief's profile.
This is what you posted in its exact format! ;D
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SEE YOUR MISTAKE AND BE...I don't know...burnt? ;D
Quote from: Delthion on August 23, 2016, 04:39:21 AM
SEE YOUR MISTAKE AND BE...I don't know...burnt? ;D
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...or shot whatever you want! ;D
*continues scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush*
Missed a spot.
*glares at del* *continues scrubbing the same spot for many more hours*
/me stomps in wearing muddy shoe and carrying a bucket of mud.
I brought you some mud from the bottom of the Bellingshausen Sea, I hear it has great healing properties.
/me trips and spills the mud on the floor Rosie cleaned.
Whoops, so sorry. 8D
*Kills many bugs with a fly swatter so that their remains end up on the floor. Spills superglue over all of that.* I offer you my apologies. ;D
Why would you do such a thing, Del?
/me walks over to Del in muddy shoes.
[whisper]Run around so that I have an excuse to chase you.[/whisper]
AAAAAAAH!!! *Runs around in circles around Rosie.*
/me stares at the mud
/me licks the mud
This isn't mud. It's chocolate!
/me continues to lick the chocolate
/me chases Del, getting mud all over the place.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on September 02, 2016, 07:31:21 PM
/me stares at the mud
/me licks the mud
This isn't mud. It's chocolate!
/me continues to lick the chocolate
That's unsanitary! And it is mud. It's a well known fact that mud from the bottom of the Bellingshausen Sea tastes like chocolate. If you eat too much you die.
/me turns green
/me faints onto the mud
/me tosses Rosie outside.
We've done it, Del! We have the whole lobby to ourselves, now for the rest.
That's simple! *Baby Turtle enters.* ;D
*cries*
Victory!!!
I'll lock the door. We can't have sick hedgehogs contaminating the place.
/me locks doors.
/me is totally fine
/me breaks a window and walks through back into the Hospital
SICK HEDGEHOG!
/me tosses Rosie out the window.
What nut gave this place windows?
/me bars windows.
. . .
/me uses a time turner to before Dask and Del entered the Hospital and then bars all the doors 8)
*The might of baby turtle reverses time turner's effects. Things go back to the way they were.*
Don't challenge the baby turtle.
*squishes Baby Turtle with my heel* 8)
I'm afraid you squished Baby Turtle, not baby turtle.
*squishes baby turtle with my heel*
That might work but you are locked outside, baby turtle is inside.
;D
She's grinning, Del. She's gone mad!
;D ;D
She's like the Madhatter.
:-*
Recognize the power of baby turtle!
Now she's kissing the widow!
8D
An insincere smile, lets ignore that. We have sick patients to remove!
;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Delthion on December 20, 2015, 01:22:52 AM
Hello! A giant dragonfly bit me. *Keels over.*
Iz zat a Welkin Weasels referance? It zoundz loike an event zat occurrz in ze zeriez.
*Runz intae 'ozpital viz vone 12ft long Tom Baker zcarf und anozer 13ft zcarf boz on at ze zame toime; tripz und favz over vone zcarf und getz tied up viz boz und rollz intae a vav* Ah, ...Oopz, ah zink ah found ze tunnel for ze formerly zlumberin' Potato o' Oz. Ah zink ve're gaein' tae need a giant potato-peeler. *Favz unconciouz*
*throws baby turtle into the garbage* Well, let's get moving. Start burning the bodies :D
*Baby turtle shrugs, since Eul is outside. Not inside.*
No HIAG that was not a reference to anything other than the time when a giant dragonfly landed on my arm and bit me! ;D
Excuse me, I am inside this building just as much as you are. And it appears your arm has been bitten by a dragonfly, I have a simple cure for that. Hold out your arm, I'll get my machete.
Quote from: Delthion on September 03, 2016, 02:42:49 AM
*Baby turtle shrugs, since Eul is outside. Not inside.*
No HIAG that was not a reference to anything other than the time when a giant dragonfly landed on my arm and bit me! ;D
Ah...Zoundz fun!
*Baby turtle denies that Eul is in the building. Therefore, Eul isn't in the building.*
It was rather terrifying! ;D
Well, baby turtle cannot decide where the Queen of the Cellars is because I am the Queen. He is about to regret insulting his ruler, but should be thankful I am forgiving and willing to give him a second chance.
*hacks off Del's arm* Weeeee!
*Nothing happened because Eul is outside. Not inside.*
*Eul is inside, not out and if she were to be moved to be outside, the building would move with her so she is always inside*
*picks up Del's arm and puts it in a barrel of acid* hang on a second, once this is beyond all hope of working again we shall sew it back on!
*Eul is hallucinating. Baby turtle has not seen any of what Eul's doing happen, therefore, it hasn't happened.* ;D
Oh no, he's unstable! Help, help! We need to perform surgery on Del immediately, he's delusional! Hold him down, I'll use my machete!
*Baby turtle does not recognize Delthion as unstable, everything that Delthion has typed is recognized by baby turtle. Eul is the one that needs help.* ;D
He's losing consciousness! *Drops a brick on Del's face* See?! We're losing him! I need backup!
*Eul is outside the hospital, not inside.* ;D
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 03, 2016, 02:40:09 AM
*Runz intae 'ozpital viz vone 12ft long Tom Baker zcarf und anozer 13ft zcarf boz on at ze zame toime; tripz und favz over vone zcarf und getz tied up viz boz und rollz intae a vav* Ah, ...Oopz, ah zink ah found ze tunnel for ze formerly zlumberin' Potato o' Oz. Ah zink ve're gaein' tae need a giant potato-peeler. *Favz unconciouz*
*Wakes Head up with smelling salts*
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on September 03, 2016, 03:08:37 AM
He's losing consciousness! *Drops a brick on Del's face* See?! We're losing him! I need backup!
*Grabs a defibrillator* CLEAR! *Defibrillates Del* *Del is burnt to a crisp, but otherwise fine* It's a miracle!!!!
Whew, that was a close one, Russa! Let's just make sure he's gonna be ok. *Drops a brick on Del's face*
*Drops a slab of granite on Dels face* Yup, he's gonna make a full recovery!
*Baby turtle denies the happening of all of this, therefore, none of it happened and Eul and Russa are both hallucinating.*
1) There's no such thing as "Baby turtle". It's "baby turtle", no caps.
2) baby turtle isn't your character.
1. Yes, it is baby turtle, unless it is at the beginning of a sentence!
2. Well, he didn't transfer to this forum so I am keeping it safe. ;D
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on September 03, 2016, 11:54:50 PM
Quote from: HeadInAnotherGalaxy on September 03, 2016, 02:40:09 AM
*Runz intae 'ozpital viz vone 12ft long Tom Baker zcarf und anozer 13ft zcarf boz on at ze zame toime; tripz und favz over vone zcarf und getz tied up viz boz und rollz intae a vav* Ah, ...Oopz, ah zink ah found ze tunnel for ze formerly zlumberin' Potato o' Oz. Ah zink ve're gaein' tae need a giant potato-peeler. *Favz unconciouz*
*Wakes Head up with smelling salts*
*Vakez up* Ah zat vaz fun! Vell, ah'm off tae foind
Dune Messiah in me mezzy room! Da svidaniya! *Runz back oot door*
*Drives a bulldozer over Del's crispy, mutilated face* Oh what fun it is to help out Del, ol' buddy ol' pal! He's recovering even faster.
*Baby turtle reverses time. Eul is where she belongs, in an insane asylum.*
Oh no, his condition is getting worse! Russa what have you done?!
*Eul is hallucinating inside of a cell of the Insane Asylum.*
Quote from: Delthion on September 04, 2016, 02:06:01 AM
1. Yes, it is baby turtle, unless it is at the beginning of a sentence!
Nope, not even then.
Authentic Firedrake baby turtle is always no-caps.
Very well.
Quote from: Eulaliaaa! on September 04, 2016, 04:38:52 AM
Oh no, his condition is getting worse! Russa what have you done?!
Maybe this will help. *Drops a piano on Del*
I guess we should've removed Russa and the patients before I locked the doors and windows.
/me looks for some paper.
*Jogz in* Ah ztill 'avenae found it yet! But ah am gaein' tae keep lookin'! Aye! *Jogz back oot*
*washes toothbrush* Sooo.... anybody got a cold?
Cav
Off
Loud
Drumz
*Walks up to front desk*
Excuse me I broke my noot on the bogle
Walks to front desk.
Do I get three free meals a day here if I fake an injury?
Quote from: Ungatt Trunn on February 10, 2017, 10:05:27 PM
*Walks up to front desk*
Excuse me I broke my noot on the bogle
Um, could you clarify?
Quote from: Sierra on February 10, 2017, 10:15:20 PM
Walks to front desk.
Do I get three free meals a day here if I fake an injury?
It depends on whether we know you're faking. ;D
*Walks in with a completely smashed head*
Some guy practiced a home run on my head, I may require medical assistance, more specifically a new head.
Wow, okay...um, we need to operate immediately! *Puts Inq on a hospital bed and jabs him with a needle* *Inq is unconscious* Now to find a replacement head. :D ...Any volunteers?
*points at Ungatt While unconscious*
I'm sure he would.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 11, 2017, 01:18:28 AM
Quote from: Sierra on February 10, 2017, 10:15:20 PM
Walks to front desk.
Do I get three free meals a day here if I fake an injury?
It depends on whether we know you're faking. ;D
And then I get an actual injury, right? :P
Quote from: Inquisitor on February 11, 2017, 02:11:12 AM
*points at Ungatt While unconscious*
I'm sure he would.
How wonderful! :D Okay Ungatt, any last words before I rip off your head? :D
Quote from: Sierra on February 12, 2017, 05:42:47 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 11, 2017, 01:18:28 AM
Quote from: Sierra on February 10, 2017, 10:15:20 PM
Walks to front desk.
Do I get three free meals a day here if I fake an injury?
It depends on whether we know you're faking. ;D
And then I get an actual injury, right? :P
*Nervous laugh* Nooo?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 14, 2017, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: Inquisitor on February 11, 2017, 02:11:12 AM
*points at Ungatt While unconscious*
I'm sure he would.
How wonderful! :D Okay Ungatt, any last words before I rip off your head? :D
Quote from: Sierra on February 12, 2017, 05:42:47 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 11, 2017, 01:18:28 AM
Quote from: Sierra on February 10, 2017, 10:15:20 PM
Walks to front desk.
Do I get three free meals a day here if I fake an injury?
It depends on whether we know you're faking. ;D
And then I get an actual injury, right? :P
*Nervous laugh* Nooo?
YES.
*Revs up chainsaw*
I can't decide whether or not getting hurt directly inside the hospital is the way of the future or just very, very ironic.
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 15, 2017, 12:26:34 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 14, 2017, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: Inquisitor on February 11, 2017, 02:11:12 AM
*points at Ungatt While unconscious*
I'm sure he would.
How wonderful! :D Okay Ungatt, any last words before I rip off your head? :D
Quote from: Sierra on February 12, 2017, 05:42:47 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 11, 2017, 01:18:28 AM
Quote from: Sierra on February 10, 2017, 10:15:20 PM
Walks to front desk.
Do I get three free meals a day here if I fake an injury?
It depends on whether we know you're faking. ;D
And then I get an actual injury, right? :P
*Nervous laugh* Nooo?
YES.
*Revs up chainsaw*
*Relieves Ashe of his chainsaw and tosses it out a window* No killing in the hospital.
excuse me can you put me in a coma so i don't have to face my self-induced problems anymore?
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 15, 2017, 05:59:13 PM
Quote from: Lord Ashenwyte on February 15, 2017, 12:26:34 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 14, 2017, 06:46:58 PM
Quote from: Inquisitor on February 11, 2017, 02:11:12 AM
*points at Ungatt While unconscious*
I'm sure he would.
How wonderful! :D Okay Ungatt, any last words before I rip off your head? :D
Quote from: Sierra on February 12, 2017, 05:42:47 AM
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on February 11, 2017, 01:18:28 AM
Quote from: Sierra on February 10, 2017, 10:15:20 PM
Walks to front desk.
Do I get three free meals a day here if I fake an injury?
It depends on whether we know you're faking. ;D
And then I get an actual injury, right? :P
*Nervous laugh* Nooo?
YES.
*Revs up chainsaw*
*Relieves Ashe of his chainsaw and tosses it out a window* No killing in the hospital.
*Relieves Russa of her arms and throws them out of a window*
*Leaps out of window and gets chainsaw back*
*Gives Russa metal arms*
*Cuts metal arms off*
*Is still waiting for his meal, although has already lost some of his appetite due to witnessing a non-Texan Chainsaw Massacre*.
*Tosses some crispy chicken and a salad on a plate and gives it to Sierra*
Enjoy.
Thank you! You may go back to cutting each other's limbs off now ;D
Quote from: Aimless Gallivanter on February 16, 2017, 02:38:31 AM
excuse me can you put me in a coma so i don't have to face my self-induced problems anymore?
*Whacks Galli over the head with a club* :D
Wow, so we had two hospital threads started by Russa, and neither of them are on the Hectaville YAH?
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on March 28, 2020, 12:39:47 PM
I hate to break it to you, but my siblings are never coming back on, other than Kreg xD
Also, is Kreg the only one coming back into the Cellars because things get in the way?
(I would quote my post in the other thread so that second line makes sense)
School, chores, friends, and somewhat the fact that Faiy was the only one who really cared about the Redwall series xD
Ahhh. Erkay. (And yeah, I'll modify it in a sec.)
So. Another hospital thread.
Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on March 28, 2020, 12:44:24 PM
(I would quote my post in the other thread so that second line makes sense)
School, chores, friends, and somewhat the fact that Faiy was the only one who really cared about the Redwall series xD
Ach, tis a shame...
Did you guys notice some of the quotes lead to an access forbidden page?
No, because I don't usually bother trying to find out where quotes come from.
EDIT: I just tried and it said 'Sorry, you do not have access to this page'. O_O
If threads were merged, that might do that. Alternatively, if this was put up on the Loamhedge forum, that might happen too.
Quote from: Verdauga on March 28, 2020, 12:42:00 PM
Wow, so we had two hospital threads started by Russa, and neither of them are on the Hectaville YAH?
Huh, I don't remember making two. Maybe it was when the forum was down and James set up a new one. When they got the original up and running again, they combined all the duplicate topics from the temporary forum. Maybe this one was forgotten. Or maybe I'm just crazy and made two identical topics in the same year. ;D
Well, whatever the case, I'd like a job here.
What are your qualifications?
Topic megalomania, stomach surgery, teleportation, and smiling creepily at patients whilst administering sedatives.
Oh, I also have about sixteen pounds of semi-legal antidotes and antivenins.
Perfect! You're hired.
WHOO!*Claps.*
So, who's my first victim patient?
I don't think we have any patients at the moment, but I'm sure that will soon change.
I'll keep an eye out.
*was going to say something stops*
Hmm, what was that, Lass? Speak up, hon. ^-^
umm, I gotta go...*leaves*
Bye! See ya soon.
*Verdie from the FOOD FIGHT thread poofs in*
*Puts Verdauga on a bed* What happened to him?
he got hit in the face with a cave potato...
*Barges in with the Teer from the Swol topic.* Hey can somebody help me with her? She's kinda super dead, and needs to not be super dead.
*Starts blaring alarm horns* Where are the doctors?! Here, I know a thing or two about doctoring. *Pulls out saw* Stand back!
Doctor Russa? I got into a heated argument with Rosie and now half my arm is missing.
Help?
Here, I'll help ya! *Puts saw away and turns to Waffles*
Thank you :D
Miss
@Russa Nodrey, I'd like to apply for a job here, is there still one available?
*Tosses hair and straightens tie.*
It's go time.
*Grabs a coat and begins issuing orders*
Sebias, Give me that saw and grab some bandages for Lufty.
Lass, Once Seb is done I need you to run down the medicines we have here; what do we have?
Kade, Place Teer on this gurney here *Teleports one where I'm gesturing* and Stand back!
The list
Froad food.
deadly plants.
overpowered painkiller.
Cheese....
...
Konkout cream.
Several boxes of nockout needles.
Dirty socks.
Smelling salts.
normal painkiller
Boxes and boxes of bandges
Hmm...
*Hands Verdie the saw* *Looks over his shoulder* Ooh, that looks nasty. What are you gonna do?
*Grabs the saw, dirty socks, the bandages, and the overpowered painkiller and rushes over to Luftwaffles.*
Which arm are you missing?!
(Probably should've learned this earlier.)
*Points at the bleeding stump* I might not be an expert, but I think it's the other arm.
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 23, 2020, 12:15:23 AM
*Points at the bleeding stump* I might not be an expert, but I think it's the other arm.
*Recoils as if I just noticed it.*
Yeahhh, that looks like it.*
*Whilst wrapping the socks and bandages, jabs Luftwaffles in the neck with the painkiller.*
What should we do with the other arm? If we made both the arms the same length, wouldn't that fix it?
*On a heavily feverish state* Thanks... magic, duck, banana, doctor...
*Squints* I'm guessing I was the "magic" part of that? :laugh:
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 23, 2020, 12:19:43 AM
What should we do with the other arm? If we made both the arms the same length, wouldn't that fix it?
It would. . . but I haven't done a reparation surgery before. >:D
Grab the arm Worty gave Lass in the guessing game thread and find me a hammer.
[Double post. Disregard sil vouz plait.]
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on June 23, 2020, 12:21:22 AM
*Squints* I'm guessing I was the "magic" part of that? :laugh:
Yes... baby? *Finally dozes off*.
*Runs off into other topic* *Throws a random sledge hammer over* Use this. *Throws a stiff, discarded arm* And this as well.
*Grabs hammer and arm and head to another room, where a banging noise soon erupts.*
Wait, wait, wait! Stop! No! Gaah!
Quote from: Verdauga on June 22, 2020, 10:35:08 PM
*Tosses hair and straightens tie.*
It's go time.
*Grabs a coat and begins issuing orders*
Sebias, Give me that saw and grab some bandages for Lufty.
Lass, Once Seb is done I need you to run down the medicines we have here; what do we have?
Kade, Place Teer on this gurney here *Teleports one where I'm gesturing* and Stand back!
Instructions unclear. Tried to feed the gurney to Teer like it was a pill. She was unresponsive, but did look a tad silly.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 22, 2020, 06:50:33 PM
*Barges in with the Teer from the Swol topic.* Hey can somebody help me with her? She's kinda super dead, and needs to not be super dead.
She's already dead. Give her to me for a proper burial.
Begone, fiend!
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 23, 2020, 05:09:18 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 22, 2020, 06:50:33 PM
*Barges in with the Teer from the Swol topic.* Hey can somebody help me with her? She's kinda super dead, and needs to not be super dead.
She's already dead. Give her to me for a proper burial.
Yeah...
Spoiler
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But, you know,
she.
*remains entirely dead*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2020, 05:11:00 AM
Quote from: The Skarzs on June 23, 2020, 05:09:18 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 22, 2020, 06:50:33 PM
*Barges in with the Teer from the Swol topic.* Hey can somebody help me with her? She's kinda super dead, and needs to not be super dead.
She's already dead. Give her to me for a proper burial.
Yeah...
Lass, dear, he's just planning to eat her.
(At least my death would serve a purpose then)
You chose to do for entirely no purpose to begin with. No foot rubs for you!
*cannot feel disappointment, due to being dead*
Guys? Kinda missing an arm here... :P
Aw, I'm sorry you miss it. But, you know what they say, time heals all wounds ^-^
(Look after the beasts that actually have hope. There's nothing you can do for me so you might as well just leave me alone)
Ugh, fine. *Devours Teer.* Better me than Skarzs, at least.
*screams*
She was already dead, sweetie. This is like the Taniwha version of the viking burial.
Spit her out. Do it now.
It's ok, Eb. She would have wanted to go this way.
*draws dagger* I said do it.
Digestion has already taken place, Eb (It takes much less time when the subject has already expired). It's donepre-dodge
I see that sneaky tiny text, Kade. You cannot dodge me. If you don't remove her from your digestive system I shall do it for you.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 23, 2020, 05:33:28 AM
Aw, I'm sorry you miss it. But, you know what they say, time heals all wounds ^-^
As soon as I find it, I'm gonna club y'all with it :r
It'd legally count as hand-to-hand combat ;D
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 23, 2020, 05:30:51 AM
Guys? Kinda missing an arm here... :P
This'll hurt. *starts regrowing The Invisible Ones' arm*
*Yawns.* We'll I'm gonna go sleep off my meal. Laters! *Leaves topic.*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 23, 2020, 05:52:50 AM
Quote from: Kade Rivok on June 23, 2020, 05:33:28 AM
Aw, I'm sorry you miss it. But, you know what they say, time heals all wounds ^-^
As soon as I find it, I'm gonna club y'all with it :r
It'd legally count as hand-to-hand combat ;D
(Heh ;D)
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on June 23, 2020, 05:51:55 AM
I see that sneaky tiny text, Kade. You cannot dodge me. If you don't remove her from your digestive system I shall do it for you.
*Comes back out with the prosthetic to notice Lass already working on Waffles' arm.
. . . That works.
*Teleports Teer onto the gurney and blasts her with a revitalizing bolt straight from her profile.*
*remains dead*
*Looms over Teer, the air humming ominously.*
You better come back to life, if ya know what best for ya.
*a slight tremor of fear runs through the taniwha's body but, after some hesitation, she remains dead*
*Sighs deeply.*
Very well.
I have three courses of action.
You will not like the last.
*Levitates the gurney and channels life force into Teer while taking it (the gurney) to a before-unseen room.*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 23, 2020, 05:56:56 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2020, 05:52:54 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 23, 2020, 05:30:51 AM
Guys? Kinda missing an arm here... :P
This'll hurt. *starts regrowing The Invisible Ones' arm*
You are the best ^-^ ;D
*finishes* Now, it may take a while for the blood to run through, so there're two options, one is that you could just wait it out, quite risky. And the other is that I could bend your blood into your new arm. Both are extremely painful..
Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2020, 10:29:18 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 23, 2020, 05:56:56 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2020, 05:52:54 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 23, 2020, 05:30:51 AM
Guys? Kinda missing an arm here... :P
This'll hurt. *starts regrowing The Invisible Ones' arm*
You are the best ^-^ ;D
*finishes* Now, it may take a while for the blood to run through, so there're two options, one is that you could just wait it out, quite risky. And the other is that I could bend your blood into your new arm. Both are extremely painful..
Why do you seem to be taking pleasure on this, doc?
In what? Healing you? If so, because I worked hard to learn this, and I can see it worked, and you'll be fine. :)
Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2020, 11:08:02 PM
In what? Healing you? If so, because I worked hard to learn this, and I can see it worked, and you'll be fine. :)
*One-armed hug* :D
*smiles*
Ah, your arm is turning purple...Here, let me go get some pain killer, it seems bloodbending is the only way.. *goes off to get the painkiller*
(NOTE: I didn't give you painkiller before because I didn't have time, Seb was kinda about to cut your other arm off :P)
Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2020, 11:19:16 PM
*smiles*
Ah, your arm is turning purple...Here, let me go get some pain killer, it seems bloodbending is the only way.. *goes off to get the painkiller*
(NOTE: I didn't give you painkiller before because I didn't have time, Seb was kinda about to cut your other arm off :P)
Well... the pain
was killing me, so it'd have been a little redudant ;)
*chuckles softly* I must say, you have a very high paintolerance.. Here have this. *passes Talfes the pain killer*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2020, 11:31:52 PM
*chuckles softly* I must say, you have a very high paintolerance.. Here have this. *passes Talfes the pain killer*
Thank you ^-^
*Exits the mysterious room with a grim face. The door to the room vanishes, as if it was never there.*
How is our patient doing?
He's fine, though I think I may have just given him firebending powers...
Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2020, 11:49:44 PM
He's fine, though I think I may have just given him firebending powers...
I'M A GLORIFIED MATCH BOX AND I ESSENTIALLY STOP WORKING IF IT RAINS...
KNEEL BEFORE ME, YOU MORTALS! :D
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 23, 2020, 11:52:57 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2020, 11:49:44 PM
He's fine, though I think I may have just given him firebending powers...
I'M A GLORIFIED MATCH BOX AND I ESSENTIALLY STOP WORKING IF IT RAINS...
KNEEL BEFORE ME, YOU MORTALS! :D
*Whispers*
More like an electrically started flamethrower. Cool, huh? I'm not mad.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 23, 2020, 11:52:57 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2020, 11:49:44 PM
He's fine, though I think I may have just given him firebending powers...
I'M A GLORIFIED MATCH BOX AND I ESSENTIALLY STOP WORKING IF IT RAINS...
KNEEL BEFORE ME, YOU MORTALS! :D
-_-
No, and you better sit still before you Hurt yourself. *starts bending some of Talfes' blood into his new arm*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 12:08:52 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 23, 2020, 11:52:57 PM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 23, 2020, 11:49:44 PM
He's fine, though I think I may have just given him firebending powers...
I'M A GLORIFIED MATCH BOX AND I ESSENTIALLY STOP WORKING IF IT RAINS...
KNEEL BEFORE ME, YOU MORTALS! :D
-_-
No, and you better sit still before you Hurt yourself. *starts bending some of Talfes' blood into his new arm*
Awww, but what's the point of being this beastly overpowered if I can't terrorize people? :/
You're not overpowered...That's not how it works...
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 12:29:30 AM
You're not overpowered...That's not how it works...
Oh... now I need a psychiatrist, too :P
*stops blood bending* There you go. Now, you may get some cramps, but that is perfectly normal, just put some of this cream on it. *hands Talfes a small pot of kawakawa cream*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 12:38:46 AM
*stops blood bending* There you go. Now, you may get some cramps, but that is perfectly normal, just put some of this cream on it. *hands Talfes a small pot of kawakawa cream*
*Takes the ice-cream*.
You angel :D
Aw! Can I have icecream?
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 24, 2020, 12:45:09 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 12:38:46 AM
*stops blood bending* There you go. Now, you may get some cramps, but that is perfectly normal, just put some of this cream on it. *hands Talfes a small pot of kawakawa cream*
*Takes the ice-cream*.
You angel :D
*blinks in confusion*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 12:56:03 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 24, 2020, 12:45:09 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 12:38:46 AM
*stops blood bending* There you go. Now, you may get some cramps, but that is perfectly normal, just put some of this cream on it. *hands Talfes a small pot of kawakawa cream*
*Takes the ice-cream*.
You angel :D
*blinks in confusion*
Well, you ARE saving my life... :D
Quote from: Verdauga on June 23, 2020, 02:10:01 PM
*Sighs deeply.*
Very well.
I have three courses of action.
You will not like the last.
*Levitates the gurney and channels life force into Teer while taking it (the gurney) to a before-unseen room.*
(Ah... what just happened?)
*a mysterious force blocks the life from entering the taniwha's body*
*Stabs self*
Oi! That hurt! *Rains pain upon the other Jarky*
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 24, 2020, 02:11:23 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 12:56:03 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 24, 2020, 12:45:09 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 12:38:46 AM
*stops blood bending* There you go. Now, you may get some cramps, but that is perfectly normal, just put some of this cream on it. *hands Talfes a small pot of kawakawa cream*
*Takes the ice-cream*.
You angel :D
*blinks in confusion*
Well, you ARE saving my life... :D
Oh.. :)
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 03:44:00 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 24, 2020, 02:11:23 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 12:56:03 AM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 24, 2020, 12:45:09 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 12:38:46 AM
*stops blood bending* There you go. Now, you may get some cramps, but that is perfectly normal, just put some of this cream on it. *hands Talfes a small pot of kawakawa cream*
*Takes the ice-cream*.
You angel :D
*blinks in confusion*
Well, you ARE saving my life... :D
Oh.. :)
But don't you just stand there, I still have too much ice-cream left :r
Then I advise you put it in a freezer before it melts XD
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 04:30:40 AM
Then I advise you put it in a freezer before it melts XD
I would but... kinda hospitalized at the moment? XD
Besides, between the blood lost and it being winter where I am, I'm freezing to death :P
*Gives it to you*.
Don't worry. You will keep longer on ice.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 24, 2020, 04:35:12 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 04:30:40 AM
Then I advise you put it in a freezer before it melts XD
I would but... kinda hospitalized at the moment? XD
Besides, between the blood lost and it being winter where I am, I'm freezing to death :P
*Gives it to you*.
Ah, I forgot.. *face palms* {Eyyy, winter buddys! ;)}
You haven't lost too much blood, but I'd say you best get some rest, and we'll keep an eye on you.
*puts the ice-cream in the freezer*
(Give the poor beast a blanket and a hottie.)
(That means hot water bottle, for all you strange people who don't know already)
(He has a hospitalbed...I don't need to..)
(He's cold)
Winter buddies? Me likes :D!
;)
Yup! It's winter over here too!
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 05:56:40 AM
;)
Yup! It's winter over here too!
I'm so not used to seeing that.
Most other members in here have either been North Americans or Europeans, so I always felt like the odd one out :P
The era of the Southern Hemispherians has begun >:D
Winter here too... *Shivers*
It's been raining for 3 days straight.
Ach...
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 24, 2020, 06:01:43 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 05:56:40 AM
;)
Yup! It's winter over here too!
I'm so not used to seeing that.
Most other members in here have either been North Americans or Europeans, so I always felt like the odd one out :P
The era of the Southern Hemispherians has begun >:D
Yes, yes. Now get some sleep before I force you to.
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 24, 2020, 05:36:56 AM
Winter buddies? Me likes :D!
(Can dead beasts be winter buddies too?)
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 08:26:25 AM
Ach...
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 24, 2020, 06:01:43 AM
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 05:56:40 AM
;)
Yup! It's winter over here too!
I'm so not used to seeing that.
Most other members in here have either been North Americans or Europeans, so I always felt like the odd one out :P
The era of the Southern Hemispherians has begun >:D
Yes, yes. Now get some sleep before I force you to.
Jawohl! *Salutes*.
@Teer: Of course :D
*raises an eyebrow*
(That's not what I'm raising my eyebrow about)
Quote from: lass of something much on June 22, 2020, 08:55:19 PM
Miss @Russa Nodrey, I'd like to apply for a job here, is there still one available?
*Sees Lass already helping out* Yup, go right ahead. ^-^
*Waves as I disappear in a dark mist.*
Bye-ya!
D:
*Stubs toe* MOMMY!!!!
*whinces*
*Screams in Lass' ear*
*faints*
Quote from: lass of something much on June 24, 2020, 11:14:23 PM
*faints*
*Does emergency maneuvers on Lass*.
...
Fairly sure this didn't worsen it :P
(Emergency maneuvers such as... the heimlich maneuver?)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 24, 2020, 11:46:49 PM
(Emergency maneuvers such as... the heimlich maneuver?)
(Yeah, stuff like that).
(Poor Lass)
*Returns from the Dark Forest with Teer's soul.*
(Oh no)
(Ohohoh, yes. >:D)
*Looms over the gurney (with Teer on it of course.*
This is option one. Do you. . . accept it?
*a slightly larger tremor of fear runs through the taniwha's body, but she remains dead*
*Forces the soul back into the body along with some force to restart it.*
*life flickers through the taniwha reluctantly and she starts to waken* Ouch. Do you mind if I die again? That hurts.
Yes. I do mind.
*Sighs.*
Could you at least stay alive for a month or so? Crossing into the afterlife and not staying is more difficult than it sounds.
Fine, but only because you're asking. If it was anybeast else, I'd die extra hard to spite them.
Can you stop pressing on my chest, though? My ribs feel like they're about to give way.
... Oh!
*Withdraws.*
Thanks. Although it worries me that you can die on cue.
*Opens the door to the mysterious room and leaves it open for Teer to leave when she desires.*
*Notices a fainted Lass being heimliched. . . by Lufty.*
You know they should be conscious to do that. . . right? (We really need a nervous emoji.)
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 25, 2020, 12:55:39 AM
*life flickers through the taniwha reluctantly and she starts to waken* Ouch. Do you mind if I die again? That hurts.
*Stands in the shadows with a grin on my face.*
*groans*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 25, 2020, 01:00:53 AM
... Oh!
*Withdraws.*
Thanks. Although it worries me that you can die on cue.
Thank you. It shouldn't worry you. I only die when there is cause to do it.
. . . c_c Okay.
Kade! Take Teer to one of the outpatient rooms so she can rest.
*groans* Why did you have to choose Kade to do that?
. . . True. He did try to feed a gurney to you earlier.
*Wheels Teer out to an outpatient room.* it should be nice and quiet here.
Wait, he tried to feed me a what?
Thanks, honey. *goes to sleep*
*starts waking*
Quote from: Verdauga on June 25, 2020, 01:16:32 AM
. . . c_c Okay.
Kade! Take Teer to one of the outpatient rooms so she can rest.
*Dashes in.* OK! *Grabs Teer and dashes away.*
*bites Kade and begins slobbering on his fluff* PUT ME DOWN!!!
*Bars the door.*
She's already in the outpatient room, buddy :laugh:
*Quietly mops the floors*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 25, 2020, 04:51:08 AM
*bites Kade and begins slobbering on his fluff* PUT ME DOWN!!!
(Why do you immediately go to slober? :laugh:)
Quote from: Verdauga on June 25, 2020, 12:52:03 PM
*Bars the door.*
She's already in the outpatient room, buddy :laugh:
Oh, well... *Continues running around the room.* ...my legs have cruise control turned on and I'm not sure how to turn it off.
*nerve pinches Kade*
*Is protected by fluff and the fact that I'm running around.*
Don't underestimate me.
Too late.
Doesn't mean it didn't work though. It just means you're too late not to underestimate her.
(https://www.ctvscifi.ca/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/strange2.gif)
*heats some water and gently cleans the wounds with a cloth, dipping it in the water every now and then* Sit tight, the pain killer should start showing its self soon, just relax.
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/ba9bd2a4bd4a45949a6cf0408dbc333a/tenor.gif?itemid=7252552)
*finishes cleaning the blood up* There you are! You must be feeling very sleepy, so try to get some rest, alright? If you need anything, just ring the little bell..
*Looks at my paws* What... What did they do?
We took the glass out dressed your wounds and put kawa-kawa on them, and as you can see, bandaged them tightly, you also broke both footpaws, so they're in casts :)
I also gave you a pain killer..
Thank... you... *Falls asleep*
*Marches into the room with a megaphone* WAKE UP SEB IT'S TIME TO GO VISIT THAT BALD LADY IN NEPAL!!!
*jumps with fright, knocking over the sleep darts, and thus sending them into random people*
Ahhhh!!! *gets hit, and thus collapses*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 18, 2020, 01:40:49 PM
*Marches into the room with a megaphone* WAKE UP SEB IT'S TIME TO GO VISIT THAT BALD LADY IN NEPAL!!!
*Winces* There's a new procedure in Tokyo. They culture donor stem cells and then harvest them and 3D-print a scaffold. If I could get a loan together, just... a small loan, 200,000.
*Hands Seb two dollars* This'll get you started.
Quote from: lass of something much on July 18, 2020, 01:52:35 PM
*jumps with fright, knocking over the sleep darts, and thus sending them into random people*
Ahhhh!!! *gets hit, and thus collapses*
*Puts Lass on a hospital bed and waits for her to wake up*
*Climbs in through a window.*
Hullo there.
Good morning.
*has been hit by a very strong sleep dart*
I think I know just the thing to wake her up.
If. You. Dare.
What? What is he gonna do? I'm very interested now.
One of his signature moves. Heimlich maneuver.
Oh, right. That makes sense.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on July 20, 2020, 09:00:57 AM
*Hands Seb two dollars* This'll get you started.
*Puts the two dollars in my pink piggy bank* Thankee. ^-^
Quote from: Ebantu the Kararehe on July 23, 2020, 05:19:16 AM
If. You. Dare.
Well, now I'm just interested in seeing what you'll do.
*Approaches Lass.*
*pulls Kade's shampoo bottle out of my pocket* Leave her alone or you'll never see this again.
Silly chook, you think I only have one?
No, but this is the one you used on me. I will get immense pleasure from disposing of it. ^-^
Did I use one on you? I don't recall....
Wildcat Wash thread.
Ah. Well, you rolled around in mud. You needed it.
No, I didn't.
...
...
Well, you looked like you did >_>
Yes, but I wouldn't have for long if you had just let the river clean me.
*Watches the current proceedings from bed*
Creeper.
Oh man.
Hmmm?
Sorry, it's a reference to something Minecrafty that Mhar was always saying. "Creeper? Oh man."
Makes sense. Those creepers are exceedingly annoying.
Indeed. They are quite possibly my least favourite mob.
*Creepily continues to watch*
*is having a eternal sleep*
Heimlich?
NO.
HEIMLICH.
*Heimlich maneuver overtakes lass.*
*Lass's insides are now on the floor*
*Heimlichs those back to where they should be.*
*It doesn't work*
*Panics* I wasn't trained for this.
I'll call a funeral home. Should I get pizza while I'm at it?
Yes, the pizza might assist in the healing process.
As will the funeral home.
Right then. *Snatches up a wallet that was lying around*
Does it have any money?
Is that my wallet?
*Dials 911*
*is now the most dead being ever*
Quote from: lass of something much on October 18, 2020, 06:53:22 AM
*is now the most dead being ever*
(https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.781743151.2189/st,small,845x845-pad,1000x1000,f8f8f8.u5.jpg)
*Puts Lass in a vat of warm peppermint tea*
*Whistles* What a great doctor. *Dives into another vat*
Another vhat?
*Is too dead for peppermint tea*
*Flings a bolt of revitalization at Lass.*
Not on my watch. I've a reputation to uphold.
*remains dead*
*Begins strutting over but then suddenly clutches throat, lets out a cough then collapses in a heap, totes dead, y'all*
*Picks up Seb with a forklift and puts him in a hospital bed* *Pumps Gatorade into his veins with a small hand pump* C'mon, Seb, don't die.
Quote from: Verdauga on October 20, 2020, 10:39:13 PM
*Flings a bolt of revitalization at Lass.*
Not on my watch. I've a reputation to uphold.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 21, 2020, 02:48:24 AM
*remains dead*
*Pauses pumping* How is this even possible?
Quote from: lass of something much on October 21, 2020, 02:48:24 AM
*remains dead*
Oh is that so?
*Picks up Lass with one hand.* Listen here, little squirt. I can just as easily go to the dark forest and bring your soul back, or lawyer my way out of this. Both of those options are not the best for you. Now.
*Channels life force into Lass.*
Wake up.
*Verdie happens to be talking to a dead body*
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 21, 2020, 07:13:12 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on October 20, 2020, 10:39:13 PM
*Flings a bolt of revitalization at Lass.*
Not on my watch. I've a reputation to uphold.
Quote from: lass of something much on October 21, 2020, 02:48:24 AM
*remains dead*
*Pauses pumping* How is this even possible?
She remains dead through pure stubbornness. ;D
(Intense.)
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on October 21, 2020, 07:13:12 AM
*Picks up Seb with a forklift and puts him in a hospital bed* *Pumps Gatorade into his veins with a small hand pump* C'mon, Seb, don't die.
I see... I see... I see a light. Oh dear, that actually looks like fire. Abort! Abort!
She's an intense creature :giggle:
(Indeedeth. :laugh:)
*Back paddles*
However, she is responding to my posts and is therefore, alive.
*Continues pumping*
Iron? Gettin' those gains?
. . .Pumping Gatorade. . . . .into Seb's veins. I went to college once! I know what I'm doing!
I believe you.
!!!!!!!!
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait, since you work in a hospital, and your name is Russa Nodrey, doesn't that mean that we can start calling you Dr. Drey?
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@Ebantu the Kararehe there was no need to post that here, get outa here with that spam)
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 23, 2020, 02:08:39 PM
I believe you.
!!!!!!!!
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait, since you work in a hospital, and your name is Russa Nodrey, doesn't that mean that we can start calling you Dr. Drey?
Heeeey! I never thought of that.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on October 23, 2020, 02:08:39 PM
I believe you.
!!!!!!!!
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait, since you work in a hospital, and your name is Russa Nodrey, doesn't that mean that we can start calling you Dr. Drey?
Y E S
Quote from: lass of something much on October 24, 2020, 04:53:31 AM
( @Ebantu the Kararehe there was no need to post that here, get outa here with that spam)
This is the cellars.
*Becomes ALIVE*
Yes! Congratulations on surviving, Seb! Very few people do that in my hospital.
Quote from: Kade Rivok on July 21, 2020, 07:11:01 PM
*Climbs in through a window.*
Hullo there.
PUT. ME. DOWN!!!
Don't worry, I stashed you, uh... somewhere.
Quote from: Russa Nodrey on November 11, 2020, 07:11:09 AM
Yes! Congratulations on surviving, Seb! Very few people do that in my hospital.
Don't be so hard on yourself, Dr. Dre
y! I'm sure you save at least 1 out of every 57 patients!
*Sighs* Kade, give me Teer, now, please.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Why don't you just put me down and let me go to Verdauga myself? I have legs!!!
I'm not holding on to you. Like I said, I've stashed you... somewhere. Not really sure where though.
*Teleports Teer next to me.*
*Stares at Kade.* Leave my wife alone.
*Was about to drop a scathing burn, but then decided to not.* I didn't do nuthin'.
You did so! Jolly otterbadgers and their copious amount of fluff!
Eyyyyyyyyyy *Does finger guns.*
*is shot in the chest and dies*
*Hears a thud and sees Teer's body on the floor.*
Ow. Well, that is... frustrating. Am I going to have to go to the dark forest again, or will you be more receptive?
*Channels a large amount of life force into Teer.*
@Dr. Drey, Teer seems to have come down with a severe case of overdramaticism.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 12, 2020, 08:05:26 PM
*Hears a thud and sees Teer's body on the floor.*
Ow. Well, that is... frustrating. Am I going to have to go to the dark forest again, or will you be more receptive?
*Channels a large amount of life force into Teer.*
*becomes alive* Ugh. Can't you just let me be dramatic for, like, one page? I mean, I appreciate the thought, but how is Kade ever going to realise the consequences of his actions if everything is fixed immediately?
W-well, I could retract the life force, but I can't live without you. Definitely not for long.
Spoilers, but she wasn't actually dead.
She said she died, so she must have.
*Retracts the channeled life force.*
Thanks. *dies again*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 12, 2020, 10:42:59 PM
She said she died, so she must have.
If everything she says is true, does that mean you didn't love her and you caused her dramatic death since that's what she'd said a while back?
(https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/996/b7/d29c741aa18f2241fbaa5cb9011e37ce.jpg)
:giggle:
Quote from: Kade Rivok on November 12, 2020, 08:05:42 PM
@Dr. Drey, Teer seems to have come down with a severe case of overdramaticism.
Never fear, I know just what to do! *Googles what to do*
lol
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 13, 2020, 03:29:50 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 12, 2020, 10:42:59 PM
She said she died, so she must have.
If everything she says is true, does that mean you didn't love her and you caused her dramatic death since that's what she'd said a while back?
(https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/996/b7/d29c741aa18f2241fbaa5cb9011e37ce.jpg)
*you beasts take things far too seriously*
*Looks down at Teer's body again.* Don't take too long. I'm dying over here.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 13, 2020, 10:46:13 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on November 13, 2020, 03:29:50 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 12, 2020, 10:42:59 PM
She said she died, so she must have.
If everything she says is true, does that mean you didn't love her and you caused her dramatic death since that's what she'd said a while back?
(https://www.dailydot.com/wp-content/uploads/996/b7/d29c741aa18f2241fbaa5cb9011e37ce.jpg)
*you beasts take things far too seriously*
We do, eh?
Apparently.
*Looks down at Teer's body, while starting to sway to and fro.*
*C-... Can I. . . Revitalize you now?
*The soggy ash moves*
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2020, 01:49:09 PM
*Looks down at Teer's body again.* Don't take too long. I'm dying over here.
Who gave you permission to do that? *channels life force (in other words, peppermint tea) into Verdauga*
*Watches* O.O
Something wrong?
*The soggy ash leaves*
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 25, 2020, 10:48:51 AM
Something wrong?
Well, for starters, you were in your last post.
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 25, 2020, 06:59:59 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2020, 01:49:09 PM
*Looks down at Teer's body again.* Don't take too long. I'm dying over here.
Who gave you permission to do that? *channels life force (in other words, peppermint tea) into Verdauga*
You did. See, the thing is, that life force stuff? I
live off that (hence the name.) So, sharing it to others, to revitalize them, doesn't help me live longer. When people who've been revitalized, with, y'know, my life force, die, it starts to kill me too. Hence I'm quick to revitalize people.
Neat, huh?
Quote from: Verdauga on November 25, 2020, 05:19:01 PM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 25, 2020, 10:48:51 AM
Something wrong?
Well, for starters, you were in your last post.Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 25, 2020, 06:59:59 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on November 13, 2020, 01:49:09 PM
*Looks down at Teer's body again.* Don't take too long. I'm dying over here.
Who gave you permission to do that? *channels life force (in other words, peppermint tea) into Verdauga*
You did. See, the thing is, that life force stuff? I live off that (hence the name.) So, sharing it to others, to revitalize them, doesn't help me live longer. When people who've been revitalized, with, y'know, my life force, die, it starts to kill me too. Hence I'm quick to revitalize people.
Neat, huh?
Oh yeah. That is quite neat.
But I'm not dying anymore, so you're fine.
True.
*A TUBE MADE OF STONE DROPS INTO THE HOSPITAL AND SHOOTS OUT THOUSANDS OF DUNG BEETLES* :giggle: >8( :) >:D
Oi! Get out o' here, dung beetles! *Sucks up the beetles in a vacuum and then sets it on fire* *Defenestrates the vacuum* ^-^
*Endless amounts of dung beetles approach* *THERE BICEPS GROW STRONG*
Oh...
*Locks myself in the janitor's closet*
*The strengthy dung beetles begin devouring the janitor's closet* 8D
Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 26, 2020, 10:53:55 PM
*Endless amounts of dung beetles approach* *THERE BICEPS GROW STRONG*
Where do biceps grow strong again? You never specified.
Nah, but it would be neat to know.
Don't be creepy, Verdauga.
With you in the vicinity, I fill I would find that a high bar to clear.
Projection of the blackest dye, Verdie! >8(
Hey, you're the one acting this way. If you acted like Matthias does, and I said that, then yeah, it'd be mean. But you're literally asking for it.
*Shrugs.*
*Pats Verdie on the banana-bill* Go see the world. Make sense of things! :)
I'm not a bird, you carrot.
You're right. You're a banana-duck hybrid.
I'm not that ei-ther! *Said in a sing-song voice.*
He's in denial, Ward.
You talking to me?
(How dare you get past page 42 so quickly. Not that I could think of any appropriate references, but still.)
For me it's page 26.
*Flexes thumb and blinds the beetles*
(Who is currently in charge of the hospital?)
Russa.
. . . me. . .
I swear I don't take over threads, okay!
*Peeks out of the janitor's closet* Technically, I'm in charge...
Yeah, Yeah, of course you are! She's in charge Seb, her! I'm uh, I'm just assisting her, yeah!
Yes, indeed...
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Quote from: The Shadow of Korriban on November 27, 2020, 02:11:53 AM
You're right. You're a banana-duck hybrid.
Quote from: Verdauga on November 27, 2020, 02:13:05 AM
I'm not that ei-ther! *Said in a sing-song voice.*
No no, I think Sheev has a point here.
He doesn't.
*Returns from the dead to say one thing...*
...
Spoiler
YOUR FAAACE DOESN'T!!!!
Doesn't what, though? DOESN'T WHAT?!?!
Have a point?
Kind of depends, though.
My face has a metaphorical point.