Corrupt-a-Wish

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but your twist your leg really hard while doing it

I wish I could meet Anna PoppleWell

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but she doesn't talk to you.

  I wish that I had a cat like Puss in Boots.

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but he kills you.

I wish that you would accept my new character in your dragon RP very soon.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but then I decide against it lol.

  I wish that I didn't have to give up my computer at the moment.

[W0NWILL]

So do I, but, granted, but you have to give it up in a months time. For good.

I wish that I had more coke with me.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you get so high on the soda that you pass out

I wish I could find something good for lunch

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but you don't find something good for dinner. BTW, I always get high on soda.

I wish I had lots more good clay.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but it cracks in the middle of your building, and you have to start over

I wish I could finish my episodes of my shows that I like before Netflix takes them off

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but Netflix takes them off later and you can't watch them again.
I wish I had enough money to buy a pet rat.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but when you get it its not the rat that you wanted

I wish that I could go on an actual space craft

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it self-destructs while you're in it.
I wish I had a fluffy cat.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but it scratches you

I wish the show Oddities would get canceled, it gives me the creeps

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but in its place, there is an even more creepy show. One with giant spiders.
OK, I've given myself the creeps now...
I wish I wasn't afraid of spiders.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but a giant one crawls into your bed

I wish that my appointment will go well

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you have to have another one.
I wish that it wasn't raining.