Corrupt-a-Wish

[Redwallfan7]

granted, you forgot

I wish that my dog won't get over weight

[Felldoh154]

Granted, it dies

I wish I had 1,000,000 posts on this forum

[Redwallfan7]

(aww Noooo...)

granted, but half of your posts get deleted

I wish that I could keep from tossing and turning at night

[Felldoh154]

500,000 posts thanks!

Granted but you still can't sleep

[Redwallfan7]

what's your wish?

[Felldoh154]

Oops lol, I wish for an australian accent

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but you have trouble saying your favorite words

I wish that Paramore would come out with new music

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but it's terrible.

I wish I had more computer games.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but they take ages to down load

I wish that it would rain dessert

[W0NWILL]

Granted, but it's my favourite.

I wish I wasn't so hungry

[Redwallfan7]

granted now you're thirsty

I wish that my visit with my sister and niece and nephew will go well

[Felldoh154]

Granted, but well for them not you
I wish My throat didn't hurt right now

[Redwallfan7]

granted, now your leg hurts

I wish I could have a OneRepublic sound track

[Felldoh154]

Granted, and it stinks
I wish I had unlimited cash

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but you can't decide what to buy

I wish I could go back in time and hang out with eighties and nineties kids