Corrupt-a-Wish

[Felldoh154]

Granted and it never leaves you alone

I wish for a watch that wasnt broken...

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but it weighs a ton.
I wish I could go on a plane.

[Felldoh154]

Granted and it crashes

I wish I could go skydiving sometime

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Me too! Granted, but your parachute doesn't open.
I wish my cat wasn't so hyper.

[Felldoh154]

Granted, it dies

I wish cats didn't dispise me

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Meh.
Granted, but it never leaves you alone.

I wish that I could just escape my life. (I want to kill my brother at the moment)

[Felldoh154]

Granted, but your new life is worse

I wish I knew why you want to kill your brother

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted. He's a jerk and he never ever listens to me.

I wish I had some cotton candy right now.

[Felldoh154]

Granted and you're brother takes it :O

I wish for a mansion

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted! You have it for exactly 35 seconds before it burns down in 3.6 seconds. Enjoy!
I wish I could ride horses whenever I wanted to.

[Felldoh154]

Granted, demon horses who want you to die a horrible death

I wish I wasn't bored right now

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but you head hurts

I wish I could buy an audio book for either Triss, High Rhulain, or The Sable Quean

[Felldoh154]

Granted and it breaks

I wish it was christmas again

[Redwallfan7]

granted, you don't get what you wanted

I wish that I could meet Keyla (the otter) in real life and get his autograph 

[Felldoh154]

Granted but he is old and annoying

I wish I could figure out something to wish for