Corrupt-a-Wish

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's not the response you wanted.
I wish I was better at making friends.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but your friends are really weird.

  I wish that my friends lived closer to my house.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but they're always making noise and you go crazy.
I wish I had all the albums of Celtic Woman.

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but they're scratched

I wish that my future classes will go good

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but then your grammar teacher kills you.

  I wish that I didn't need to get off today.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you need to get off tomorrow.
I wish I had a good pair of earphones.

[Redwallfan7]

granted but your speakers go out

I wish that I could get up early

[Rusvul]

granted but you are too afraid of the wendigo to leave your room before noon
i wish to stop being omniflatulent.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but... well... I have no idea what to say to that.

  I wish that I didn't have to mow the lawn ever again.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, now you have to do the dishes harder

I wish that I could find more ideas for my story

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they're horrible ideas that someone else has used before.

  I wish that I had more time to do stuff.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you're so busy doing stuff that you have no time.
I wish my friend would come home.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but when they come home they don't remember you.

  I wish that I could play on Battlefield 3.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you lose.
I wish I was really good at maths.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you're not good at your favorite subject anymore

I wish that I could go on a train again