1 Year Anniversary!

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles does victory dance*.

*Luftwaffles victory dance wakes Matthias720*

*Matthias720 takes off his Matthias720 mask revealing an unmarkered face*

*Matthias720 pulls out a can of spray paint and starts to tag 720 on all of Luftwaffles' stuff*

*Luftwaffles sprays Matthias720 with paintballs*.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles sprays Matthias720 with paintballs*.

*Matthias720 takes off his suit, revealing an clean, identical one underneath*

*Matthias720 uses his black belt in origami to throw paper ninja stars at Luftwaffles*

[Verdauga]

Truly, so great a battle among men was never fought before or since.

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles sprays Matthias720 with paintballs*.

*Matthias720 takes off his suit, revealing an clean, identical one underneath*

*Matthias720 uses his black belt in origami to throw paper ninja stars at Luftwaffles*

*Luftwaffles gets hit repeteadly, almost getting cut in the process*.

*Luftwaffles picks up, unfolds and writes on one of the stars, then awkwardly sends the formless paper back*.

*"BUT I'M VASTLY SUPERIOR!", the note says*.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles gets hit repeatedly, almost getting cut in the process*.

*Luftwaffles picks up, unfolds and writes on one of the stars, then awkwardly sends the formless paper back*.

*"BUT I'M VASTLY SUPERIOR!", the note says*.

*Matthias720 take 2d6 emotional damage*

*Matthias720 apologizes to Luftwaffles*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles gets hit repeatedly, almost getting cut in the process*.

*Luftwaffles picks up, unfolds and writes on one of the stars, then awkwardly sends the formless paper back*.

*"BUT I'M VASTLY SUPERIOR!", the note says*.

*Matthias720 take 2d6 emotional damage*

*Matthias720 apologizes to Luftwaffles*

*Luftwaffles accepts the apology, then mutters: "I love you, man, but we cannot show weakness in front of the members"*.

*Luftwaffles throws pen in Matthias720's general direction*.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Truly, so great a battle among men was never fought before or since.

XD

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles accepts the apology, then mutters: "I love you, man, but we cannot show weakness in front of the members"*.

*Luftwaffles throws pen in Matthias720's general direction*.

*Matthias720 catches the pen, twirls it expertly, and throws it back at Luftwaffles*

*Matthias720 pulls out a handful of rubber bands and starts flicking them at Luftwaffles*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles accepts the apology, then mutters: "I love you, man, but we cannot show weakness in front of the members"*.

*Luftwaffles throws pen in Matthias720's general direction*.

*Matthias720 catches the pen, twirls it expertly, and throws it back at Luftwaffles*

*Matthias720 pulls out a handful of rubber bands and starts flicking them at Luftwaffles*

*Luftwaffles is hit with a barrage of stretchy rubber devils*.

*Luftwaffles suddenly remembers why his opponent is the Father Abbot*.

*Luftwaffles flips the table and hides underneath*.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles is hit with a barrage of stretchy rubber devils*.

*Luftwaffles suddenly remembers why his opponent is the Father Abbot*.

*Luftwaffles flips the table and hides underneath*.

*Matthias720 sees the rubber bands bouncing off the table*

*Matthias720 retrieves his

rubber band machine gun

[close]

and starts pelting the table with rubbery fury*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles is hit with a barrage of stretchy rubber devils*.

*Luftwaffles suddenly remembers why his opponent is the Father Abbot*.

*Luftwaffles flips the table and hides underneath*.

*Matthias720 sees the rubber bands bouncing off the table*

*Matthias720 retrieves his

rubber band machine gun

[close]

and starts pelting the table with rubbery fury*

*Luftwaffles sharpens a pencil and rushes out, effectively getting hit multiple as he moves forward*.

*Luftwaffles screams off the top of his lungs: "CHAAAAAARRGEEEEE!"*.

OOC: I laughed so hard, I couldn't breathe when I opened the spoiler. You little...

[shisteer of nothing much]

This is seriously the best forum battle I have ever been witness to.

[Matthias720]

*Luftwaffles sharpens a pencil and rushes out, effectively getting hit multiple as he moves forward*.

*Luftwaffles screams off the top of his lungs: "CHAAAAAARRGEEEEE!"*.

*Matthias720 informs Luftwaffles that this battle doesn't accept credit cards; only cash or check*

*Matthias720 hands Luftwaffles a bill with itemized listings for all the damage done during this battle, so far*

[Luftwaffles]

*Luftwaffles sharpens a pencil and rushes out, effectively getting hit multiple as he moves forward*.

*Luftwaffles screams off the top of his lungs: "CHAAAAAARRGEEEEE!"*.

*Matthias720 informs Luftwaffles that this battle doesn't accept credit cards; only cash or check*

*Matthias720 hands Luftwaffles a bill with itemized listings for all the damage done during this battle, so far*

*Luftwaffles flashes Matthias720's "borrowed" wallet he's been using this whole time*.

*An awkward moment falls on the battlefield*.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Well... this is awkward.