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Luftwaffles

Quote from: Matthias720 on June 17, 2020, 09:09:27 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 17, 2020, 09:02:45 PM
*Luftwaffles does victory dance*.
*Luftwaffles victory dance wakes Matthias720*

*Matthias720 takes off his Matthias720 mask revealing an unmarkered face*

*Matthias720 pulls out a can of spray paint and starts to tag 720 on all of Luftwaffles' stuff*

*Luftwaffles sprays Matthias720 with paintballs*.
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Matthias720

Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 17, 2020, 10:13:36 PM
*Luftwaffles sprays Matthias720 with paintballs*.
*Matthias720 takes off his suit, revealing an clean, identical one underneath*

*Matthias720 uses his black belt in origami to throw paper ninja stars at Luftwaffles*

Verdauga

Truly, so great a battle among men was never fought before or since.
One Step. Just one. One at a time. Failure is not falling back, but rather not moving at all.

Luftwaffles

Quote from: Matthias720 on June 17, 2020, 10:19:58 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 17, 2020, 10:13:36 PM
*Luftwaffles sprays Matthias720 with paintballs*.
*Matthias720 takes off his suit, revealing an clean, identical one underneath*

*Matthias720 uses his black belt in origami to throw paper ninja stars at Luftwaffles*

*Luftwaffles gets hit repeteadly, almost getting cut in the process*.

*Luftwaffles picks up, unfolds and writes on one of the stars, then awkwardly sends the formless paper back*.

*"BUT I'M VASTLY SUPERIOR!", the note says*.
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Matthias720

Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 17, 2020, 10:32:14 PM
*Luftwaffles gets hit repeatedly, almost getting cut in the process*.

*Luftwaffles picks up, unfolds and writes on one of the stars, then awkwardly sends the formless paper back*.

*"BUT I'M VASTLY SUPERIOR!", the note says*.
*Matthias720 take 2d6 emotional damage*

*Matthias720 apologizes to Luftwaffles*

Luftwaffles

Quote from: Matthias720 on June 17, 2020, 10:38:49 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 17, 2020, 10:32:14 PM
*Luftwaffles gets hit repeatedly, almost getting cut in the process*.

*Luftwaffles picks up, unfolds and writes on one of the stars, then awkwardly sends the formless paper back*.

*"BUT I'M VASTLY SUPERIOR!", the note says*.
*Matthias720 take 2d6 emotional damage*

*Matthias720 apologizes to Luftwaffles*

*Luftwaffles accepts the apology, then mutters: "I love you, man, but we cannot show weakness in front of the members"*.

*Luftwaffles throws pen in Matthias720's general direction*.
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Sebias of Redwall

Quote from: Verdauga on June 17, 2020, 10:24:03 PM
Truly, so great a battle among men was never fought before or since.
XD
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Matthias720

Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 17, 2020, 10:50:37 PM
*Luftwaffles accepts the apology, then mutters: "I love you, man, but we cannot show weakness in front of the members"*.

*Luftwaffles throws pen in Matthias720's general direction*.
*Matthias720 catches the pen, twirls it expertly, and throws it back at Luftwaffles*

*Matthias720 pulls out a handful of rubber bands and starts flicking them at Luftwaffles*

Luftwaffles

Quote from: Matthias720 on June 17, 2020, 11:01:24 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 17, 2020, 10:50:37 PM
*Luftwaffles accepts the apology, then mutters: "I love you, man, but we cannot show weakness in front of the members"*.

*Luftwaffles throws pen in Matthias720's general direction*.
*Matthias720 catches the pen, twirls it expertly, and throws it back at Luftwaffles*

*Matthias720 pulls out a handful of rubber bands and starts flicking them at Luftwaffles*

*Luftwaffles is hit with a barrage of stretchy rubber devils*.

*Luftwaffles suddenly remembers why his opponent is the Father Abbot*.

*Luftwaffles flips the table and hides underneath*.
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Matthias720

Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 17, 2020, 11:04:01 PM
*Luftwaffles is hit with a barrage of stretchy rubber devils*.

*Luftwaffles suddenly remembers why his opponent is the Father Abbot*.

*Luftwaffles flips the table and hides underneath*.
*Matthias720 sees the rubber bands bouncing off the table*

*Matthias720 retrieves his
rubber band machine gun
[close]
and starts pelting the table with rubbery fury*

Luftwaffles

#175
Quote from: Matthias720 on June 17, 2020, 11:21:25 PM
Quote from: Luftwaffles on June 17, 2020, 11:04:01 PM
*Luftwaffles is hit with a barrage of stretchy rubber devils*.

*Luftwaffles suddenly remembers why his opponent is the Father Abbot*.

*Luftwaffles flips the table and hides underneath*.
*Matthias720 sees the rubber bands bouncing off the table*

*Matthias720 retrieves his
rubber band machine gun
[close]
and starts pelting the table with rubbery fury*

*Luftwaffles sharpens a pencil and rushes out, effectively getting hit multiple as he moves forward*.

*Luftwaffles screams off the top of his lungs: "CHAAAAAARRGEEEEE!"*.

OOC: I laughed so hard, I couldn't breathe when I opened the spoiler. You little... :D
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shisteer of nothing much

This is seriously the best forum battle I have ever been witness to.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Matthias720

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 17, 2020, 11:34:23 PM
*Luftwaffles sharpens a pencil and rushes out, effectively getting hit multiple as he moves forward*.

*Luftwaffles screams off the top of his lungs: "CHAAAAAARRGEEEEE!"*.
*Matthias720 informs Luftwaffles that this battle doesn't accept credit cards; only cash or check*

*Matthias720 hands Luftwaffles a bill with itemized listings for all the damage done during this battle, so far*

Luftwaffles

Quote from: Matthias720 on June 18, 2020, 12:24:22 AM
Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on June 17, 2020, 11:34:23 PM
*Luftwaffles sharpens a pencil and rushes out, effectively getting hit multiple as he moves forward*.

*Luftwaffles screams off the top of his lungs: "CHAAAAAARRGEEEEE!"*.
*Matthias720 informs Luftwaffles that this battle doesn't accept credit cards; only cash or check*

*Matthias720 hands Luftwaffles a bill with itemized listings for all the damage done during this battle, so far*

*Luftwaffles flashes Matthias720's "borrowed" wallet he's been using this whole time*.

*An awkward moment falls on the battlefield*.
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shisteer of nothing much

Well... this is awkward.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!