Corrupt-a-Wish

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted, becauze ye vere juzt kidnapped by zock thievez bent on vorld domination.

Ah vizh me email didnae zeem tae 'ave az many problemz. (Yahoo... Ach...)

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, but now postal service has been abolished.
I wish I could read faster.

[MatthiasMan]

Omg this used to be my favorite game. . .

Granted but you get zero comprehension lol.

I wish I could fly.

[WorshipTiria]

Granted, but the local dragons mistake you for a bird.

I wish I could drive a car

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted, but ze brake daeznae vork. Ever.

Ah vizh Ah could gae tae 'ogvartz.

[WorshipTiria]

Granted, but the castle gets invaded while you're there.

I wish I could talk to animals.

[MatthiasMan]

Granted but they won't stop talking to you.  And it's going to be VERY annoying.

I wish I could have my cake and eat it too.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted, but it'z a chocolate covered zpam cake viz 'otroot pepper oicin' und chunkz o' mouldy zquazh. Enjoy.

Ah vizh ze voodz zat gaet torn doon in me neighbourhood came back, und took o'er av ze 'ouzez, yardz und ztreetz zat vere put vhere zey uzed tae be.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, but they turn into evil Ents bent on world domination.
(Which honestly wouldn't be too bad, we need more trees in the world.)
I wish I could go inside my favorite books.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted, but they turn into evil Ents bent on world domination.
(Which honestly wouldn't be too bad, we need more trees in the world.)
I wish I could go inside my favorite books.

Agreed- und tiz little different if at av from vot 'umanz dae anyvay.

Granted, but ye keep gettin' locked up in prizon durin' mozt o' ze eventz.

Ah vizh fer Fizh.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, now you've been marooned on a sinking ship in the middle of the world's largest fish tank.
Which happens to house millions of starving piranhas, because the person in charge of the fish tank mysteriously disappeared a few weeks ago.
I wish for a working Time-Turner.

I wish I could go inside my favorite books.

Granted, but ye keep gettin' locked up in prizon durin' mozt o' ze eventz.

Eh, I'd find a clever way to break out.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted, but ye get ztuck in ze pazt und vind up erazin' yer entire exiztence.

Ah vizh Pokemon vere real.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, now the world is ending due to the overpopulation of magical creatures.
I wish I knew how to play the piano.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted, but at zome point after ye've ztarted playin' ye're 'andz magically ztart playin' a funeral dirge.

Ah vizh Fizh could zvim- und breathe- in ze air.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, now the world is being run by mudskippers.
I wish I didn't have seasonal allergies.