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Brother Saul

#3675
February 27, 2023, 03:06:27 AM
Granted, an old satirical newspaper has been delivered to your house.
I wish my sister wasn't so annoying.

Flib Bigboat

#3676
February 27, 2023, 04:16:58 PM
Granted, you switch siblings with me and and you're stuck with my four younger sisters for the rest of your life (they are all very annoying).
I wish it wasn't cloudy outside.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#3677
February 27, 2023, 07:43:44 PM
Granted, tiz na' cloudy inzoide.

Ah vizh fer ziz vizh tae nae be granted.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Flib Bigboat

#3678
February 28, 2023, 02:26:19 AM
Granted, but it is.
I wish I wasn't feeling bad.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#3679
March 02, 2023, 06:27:52 PM
Granted, na' ye feel vorze.

Ah vizh me toe vid 'eal up und ztop gettin' infected. Ach...
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Flib Bigboat

#3680
March 02, 2023, 11:01:26 PM
Granted, now all 9 other toes are likewise infected instead.
(I hope it feels better soon.)
Since we're talking about injuries, I hope my arm feels better.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#3681
March 03, 2023, 06:11:49 PM
(Currently tiz nae infected, but Ah'm ztill needin' tae be careful viz it, und ever zae often it'll ztart gettin' infected. Ach...)

Granted, but na' yer 'and iz feelin' terrible.

Ah vizh fer zome zeaveed tae fav ontae a plate.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Flib Bigboat

#3682
March 06, 2023, 04:47:42 AM
Granted, now the bottom of the sea is filled with duckweed instead.
I wish I wasn't so forgetful.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#3683
March 06, 2023, 06:16:53 PM
Granted, but ye cannae forget anyzin' ever again, und traumatic und unpleazant experiencez 'aunt ye fer ze rezt o' yer loife.

Ah vizh fer ze oceanz tae be filled viz ancient zea-loife, zuch az Dinozaurz und Zea Zcorpionz und etc., again.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Trigoma

#3684
March 07, 2023, 05:31:24 AM
Granted, but you will forever be doomed to sailing in a small boat trying to out run a Megalodon.

I wish the Federal Government would create a federal holiday for pizza.
"Whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However, that parting need not last forever... Whether a parting be forever or merely for a short time...that is up to you."
—Happy Mask Salesman

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#3685
March 07, 2023, 05:38:04 PM
Granted, but av ozer 'olidayz- includin' Chriztmaz- are removed und banned.

Ah vizh me digeztive zyztem vid get back tae bein' better.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

WorshipTiria

#3686
May 09, 2023, 02:57:22 PM
Granted, but your respiratory system gets worse.

I wish I wasn't in school
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#3687
May 09, 2023, 05:29:53 PM
Granted; ye are na' vorkin' full toime in an unpleazant job zix dayz a veek, livin' in a zmav apartment foive veekz behind on payin' ze rent, vhilzt at ze zame toime tryin' tae repay yer college debt. Enjoy.

Ah vizh ze forum vaz more active.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

WorshipTiria

#3688
May 09, 2023, 06:31:04 PM
I may be part of the problem Granted, but there is so much going on it is difficult to hold conversation.

I wish I wasn't broke.
Woo yeahhhh let's go hooray

Flib Bigboat

#3689
May 09, 2023, 08:24:01 PM
Granted, you are now so rich that people all over the world are making plots to murder you and "inherit" your money.
I wish it wasn't so rainy lately.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!
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