Corrupt-a-Wish

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, but I'm reading in there 24/7.

[lass of something much]

Granted, but you can never wish again

I wish I could blow gum bubbles

[Wylder Treejumper]

Did you just ban me from playing the game lol

[lass of something much]

No, flib forgot to make a wish

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, but you can never wish again

I wish I could blow gum bubbles

Granted, but now you have an incredibly tough time actually finding gum.  And nobody wants to share their gum with you.

I wish that I hadn't just lost the game.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, but you lose it five seconds later.
I wish it wasn't so cloudy outside. I hate cloudy days.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Granted, but now it's raining all the time.
I wish I had a sandwich

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, but now the SANDWICH HAS YOU

I wish life would life.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, but your tomatoes disappear.
I wish I wasn't bored.

[WorshipTiria]

Granted, but you get so much action that you grow used to it and soon nothing can bring you joy.

I wish I had brainpower.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Granted, but your brain explodes every time you try to think.
I wish I had more time today.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, but you're suddenly now very sleepy and have trouble staying awake.

I wish I could eat without fear of weight gain.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Granted but now instead of gaining weight you lose it
I wish that I could be invisible

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, but you only turn invisible when nobody is looking.

I wish I could grant my own wishes.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted but you have to corrupt them as well.
I wish I could think of a wish other than this one.