Corrupt-a-Wish

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Kade Rivok

#3660
February 14, 2023, 09:21:08 PM
Granted, but you can only think of wishes that I want, and you feel compelled to grant them.

I wish for better ways to fight boredom.
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

WorshipTiria

#3661
February 18, 2023, 08:28:15 PM
Granted, but you go to jail for killing Boredom.

I wish I wasn't so procrastinat-ey
I'm about to go GREMLIN MODE

Flib Bigboat

#3662
February 20, 2023, 01:46:11 AM
Granted, but you become a house-elf.
I wish I wasn't so cold.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

#3663
February 20, 2023, 02:37:48 PM
Granted, you're now on fire.

I wish I had a canteen with an infinite amount of my favorite drink, which I could change whenever I desired.
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Flib Bigboat

#3664
February 22, 2023, 06:42:02 AM
Granted, but you accidentally change it to poison that kill you before you can change it into some sort of healing potion.
I wish I didn't forget things so easily.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#3665
February 22, 2023, 06:51:58 PM
Granted, but ye are alvayz 'aunted by unpleazant eventz und und zituationz zat keep ye up av noight, und ye become a nervouz, zhiverin', crazed lunatic.

Ah viz ze 'Rezident' perzon vid ztop 'avin' zeir mail zent tae me.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Flib Bigboat

#3666
February 23, 2023, 11:36:10 PM
Granted, instead you get a bunch of Howlers that are supposed to be addressed to Hogwarts students.
I wish I wasn't always so tired.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#3667
February 24, 2023, 05:22:36 PM
Granted, but ye are entirely charged viz caffeine fer ze rezt o' loife, und zerefore are extremely 'yperative und can never get any zleep votzoever. Ye ultimately end up completely neurotic fer ze rezt o' yer loife, und are given tae zuddenly zcreamin' fer nay apparent reazon at random momentz.

Ah vizh fer zome bread puddin'.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

WorshipTiria

#3668
February 25, 2023, 12:50:08 AM
Granted, but it's moldy.
I wish I wasn't as tired.
I'm about to go GREMLIN MODE

Flib Bigboat

#3669
February 25, 2023, 03:39:58 AM
Granted, but you get a life sentence in prison for stealing my wish.
I wish my neck didn't hurt.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#3670
February 25, 2023, 05:47:58 PM
Granted, it nae langer 'urtz, but na' ye've gaet a killer 'eadache.

Ah vizh fer Fizh.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Flib Bigboat

#3671
February 26, 2023, 03:06:52 AM
Granted, but you get food poisoning.
I wish I could go to sleep.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#3672
February 26, 2023, 04:33:16 PM
Granted, but ye ztay azleep fer 80 yearz.

Ah vizh Ah 'ad an X-Men comic.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Flib Bigboat

#3673
February 26, 2023, 07:43:42 PM
Granted, but it's the X-Ray version, which means it's invisible.
I wish I had something to do.
Life is often like pushing a luggage cart through the airport. Sometimes I feel ridiculous, sometimes I look ridiculous, but I just keep pushing that luggage cart, and hoping I'm generally heading in the right direction.
Always keep your word, always finish what you started, and never go unprepared.
In a hole in the ground, there once lived a hobbit.
It's your birthday today, everybeast say hooray, there's a cat licking your birthday cake, it's your birthday today!
Long live the RRR!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#3674
February 26, 2023, 09:23:35 PM
Granted, und ye na' 'ave zeventy 60-page rezearch reportz tae dae fer zchool, und zey are av due on Tuezday.

Ah vizh fer an onion.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.
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