Corrupt-a-Wish

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Granted, but it was incorrect.
I wish my lips didn't get chapped during the winter.

[Booklover]

Granted, but they get chapped during summer instead.
I wish I didn't have ezcema. Or actually knew for certain how to spell it.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Granted, but you caught chicken pox and can't spell anything properly.
I wish my computer worked better.

[Captain Wortshire]

Granted, but now every other device you use breaks upon use.

I wish I could lick my eyeballs like a gecko...

[Ally046]

Granted, but your tongue is always coated in red pepper flakes.

I wish I had seven dogs

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Granted, but they all are rabid.
I wish no one would wake me up early.

[Booklover]

Granted, but now you always wake up late and miss important things.
I wish I had an extra few hours every day to get more sleep.

[Flib Bigboat]

Granted, but then you have a few extra hours added to the school day as well.

I wish I didn't have ezcema. Or actually knew for certain how to spell it.

My little sister has eczema (that is how you spell it, according to autocorrupt.)
I wish I wasn't so tired all the time.

[Captain Wortshire]

Granted, but now you are an insomniac

I wish I could redact this statement...

[WorshipTiria]

Granted, but that would erase the wish, causing it to return, and locking you in a time loop.

I wish my lungs would stop hating me.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Granted, but now you hyperventilate all the time.

I wish I could be the boss of everything.

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

Granted, but now everything dislikes you.

I wish for a bagel

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Granted, but it's moldy.
I wish someone else would finish my homework for me.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, but they do a very poor job of it and you fail.

I wish something interesting would occur.

[Ripred the Gnawer]

Granted, but it's you getting arrested.
I wish I had more time