Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Forces Tungro to read very bad fanfics so that he dies from cringing too much*
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Names one of my book characters Grey Coincidence and kills him miserably, making Grey die of shock*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Writes a chapter for The Grey Warlord and have Sebias killed by Scarnose*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Writes a chapter for The Grey Warlord and have Sebias killed by Scarnose*

Hmm...I'll have to take notes on that.

*Turns Grey into the Grey Warlord and has the searat king poison him*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Turns Sebias into Gulash and have him die off-screen*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Gulash?

*Plunges a dagger into Grey's eye*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Pokes a needle through Seb's*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Throws Grey off a jet*

[Kreg]

*stabs seb*

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Feeds Kreg to a bunch of pugs*

[Kreg]

*licks seb. with my poisonous pug

[Delthion]

* Delthion roasts Kreg...literally.

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Chokes Del with a wire*

[The Grey Coincidence]

*Get an elephant to sit on Seb*
Or did I already do that? Er-... How about...
*Trap Sebias in a coffin a d bury him alive*

[Sebias of Redwall]

Ah! *Makes Grey fall into a deep, deep, deep pit filled with spikes*