My hill

[Kade Rivok]

No no, Seb is a baby now, so you have to talk to him like that otherwise he won't understand you.

[Booklover]

An Englishman's (or woman's) home is his (or her) castle. And 'castle' is pronounced with 'car' not 'cass'. Just as scone rhymes with gone, and so in Mossflower when Dinny sings 'salad anna sconn' and so on, he's referring to how hares eat lots of salad and scones. Therefore, scone must rhyme with gone (something else that will happen if a hare is anywhere near).

My hill.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*nukes hill*

My swamp.

^

*Builds castle on hill*

NO ITS MY SWAMP GET OU OF MY SWAMP!!!!!!!

[Kade Rivok]

My two hobbit holes beg to differ.

[One-Eye the wildcat]

*Points a shotgun at Kade* MY SWAMP.

[Kade Rivok]

*Puts his dodging shoes on.*  Look behind you my friend, the hill is alive and well.  You're seeing things and need help.

[Booklover]

I hate to say this, but Kade is right. Although if you really want a swamp, there's one over there somewhere. As far as I know, nobody's fighting over it.

[lass of something much]

I never said that I was on that hill, I said I am on my Hill

[Booklover]

Let's see, probably my hill, since I was the last to claim it. Either way, it's MY HILL now.

[Kade Rivok]

*Has been trapped in his hobbit hole ever since becoming an Otterbadger.  Is currently sleeping.*

[Booklover]

Would you like me to help you out of there?

[Verdauga]

*Teleportation intensifies.*

[lass of something much]

THIS IS MY Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Booklover]

THIS IS MY Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are regrettably mistaken. This is my hill.

[Sebias of Redwall]

My hill, actually.