The Wedding of VerdSteer of Nothing Much

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Sends Force lightning into Verdauga before he has the chance to escape with his betrothed*

(I understand your immunity to Force lighting. But you must understand, my lighting invaded your bloodstream from the previous wounds I had given you. So it may not have hurt you, but it has rendered you unable to move)

[Kade Rivok]

*burns enchanted fork with magical fire (yes, I do have magic) and flies away again, protected by a magical force field*

And there we have it Seb, mission accomplished!    I think you can safely pronounce them, now that Teer has clearly given her consent.

*Also, the enchanted fork is seemingly unaffected.  Apparently the Taniwha's magic level wasn't quite high enough to damage the odd utensil.*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Continues to pulse my lightning into Verdauga* Do it, Sebias.

[Verdauga]

*Teleports into the topic, rubbing my eyes.*

*Sends Force lightning into Verdauga before he has the chance to escape with his betrothed*

(I understand your immunity to Force lighting. But you must understand, my lighting invaded your bloodstream from the previous wounds I had given you. So it may not have hurt you, but it has rendered you unable to move)

Every.
Individual.
Cell.
In.
My.
Body.
Is.
Immune.
To.
Electric.
Damage.

Mechanical. Magical.
Doesn't matter.
It won't work.
And since I can gather enough electrons and ions to produce a SEA, LIQUID SEA,
Of amperage.
You.
Don't.
Want to.
Fight me.
With electricity.

*Teleports out of the topic.*

[Kade Rivok]

Yeah, but what if, like, he uses a LOT of lightning?

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Mhmm.

[Kade Rivok]

*Whispers to Sebias*  You still haven't married them yet!

[shisteer of nothing much]

*burns enchanted fork with magical fire (yes, I do have magic) and flies away again, protected by a magical force field*

And there we have it Seb, mission accomplished!    I think you can safely pronounce them, now that Teer has clearly given her consent.

*Also, the enchanted fork is seemingly unaffected.  Apparently the Taniwha's magic level wasn't quite high enough to damage the odd utensil.*

Word twisting swine. There's only one thing left to do. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this but I suppose it must. Sorry, Verdauga, you were a good debating partner, even if you did userp the teacher. *insta-kills Verdauga*

[lass of something much]

*gose back in time and saves verdauga*do not kill him for no reason teer it's not his fault!

[Kade Rivok]

*Grabs some popcorn.*  Ooo, what a twist!  Now this is getting good.

[shisteer of nothing much]

*gose back in time and saves verdauga*do not kill him for no reason teer it's not his fault!

Unfortunately for you, my power is too great for a tiny creature such as yourself and you die in the attempt. *kills Verdauga again*

[Booklover]

NO! *goes back in time and saves Lass, although makes no extra effort for Verdauga*

[The Shadow of Korriban]

*Binds Shisteer with the stale, and dense cake* Get this over with, Seb.

[Kade Rivok]

Yeah @Sebias of Redwall , I mean, I went through the trouble of trick- I mean, convincing them to give their consent.  Now you just have to deliver the final blow!

[Booklover]

Verdauga is still dead, though.