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Started by Redwall Musician, June 25, 2011, 02:02:12 AM

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Felldoh154

Knew u break something!  Cant remember what else you do though

Redwallfan7

How do you warm up a room that's been painted? (ask me why for the answer to this joke)
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

psybox

buy a radiator.

Redwallfan7

Nope, give it a second coat. Okay, here's another one:

How do you close an envelope under water? With a seal!
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Felldoh154

Haha that's a good one

Redwallfan7

"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Skyblade

Quote from: Rainshadow on July 05, 2012, 07:43:27 PM
  Here's a funny riddle for ya!

  You're in a room with no windows, doors or any means of escape.  The room is indestructible.  All that there is in the room is a mirror and a table.  How do you get out?

I know this one! I think it has something to do with breaking the table and making a half-circle, or a saw or something

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Rainshadow

Quote from: Skyblade on July 06, 2012, 01:54:50 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on July 05, 2012, 07:43:27 PM
  Here's a funny riddle for ya!

  You're in a room with no windows, doors or any means of escape.  The room is indestructible.  All that there is in the room is a mirror and a table.  How do you get out?

I know this one! I think it has something to do with breaking the table and making a half-circle, or a saw or something

  You're close!
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Dannflower Reguba

There's got to be something weird with the room.... I forgot what it was, like it was a room of something NOT related to bedrooms and such...
"Remember, sometimes is best to be like boomerang and come back." ~ Griffen

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. ~ Oscar Wilde

Mistakes can make you grow - That doesn't mean you're friends. ~NF - Remember This

Felldoh154

I swear I know this!! Arggg!!

Redwallfan7

Can I have a hint?
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Rainshadow

  You have to look in the mirror for something.
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Felldoh154

How. Do I not remember this  >:(

Dannflower Reguba

Quote from: Rainshadow on July 06, 2012, 03:13:00 AM
  You have to look in the mirror for something.

I pretty much guessed that.
"Remember, sometimes is best to be like boomerang and come back." ~ Griffen

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. ~ Oscar Wilde

Mistakes can make you grow - That doesn't mean you're friends. ~NF - Remember This

Felldoh154

Do you break the mirror with the table?  :-\

Although not sure how that helps you escape