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Felldoh154

#255
July 05, 2012, 10:23:08 PM
Knew u break something!  Cant remember what else you do though

Redwallfan7

#256
July 05, 2012, 10:26:19 PM
How do you warm up a room that's been painted? (ask me why for the answer to this joke)
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

psybox

#257
July 05, 2012, 10:27:47 PM
buy a radiator.

Redwallfan7

#258
July 05, 2012, 10:30:30 PM
Nope, give it a second coat. Okay, here's another one:

How do you close an envelope under water? With a seal!
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Felldoh154

#259
July 05, 2012, 10:42:47 PM
Haha that's a good one

Redwallfan7

#260
July 05, 2012, 10:46:00 PM
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Skyblade

#261
July 06, 2012, 01:54:50 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on July 05, 2012, 07:43:27 PM
  Here's a funny riddle for ya!

  You're in a room with no windows, doors or any means of escape.  The room is indestructible.  All that there is in the room is a mirror and a table.  How do you get out?

I know this one! I think it has something to do with breaking the table and making a half-circle, or a saw or something

Thanks, MatthiasMan, for the avatar!

Rainshadow

#262
July 06, 2012, 02:30:11 AM
Quote from: Skyblade on July 06, 2012, 01:54:50 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on July 05, 2012, 07:43:27 PM
  Here's a funny riddle for ya!

  You're in a room with no windows, doors or any means of escape.  The room is indestructible.  All that there is in the room is a mirror and a table.  How do you get out?

I know this one! I think it has something to do with breaking the table and making a half-circle, or a saw or something

  You're close!
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Dannflower Reguba

#263
July 06, 2012, 02:31:29 AM
There's got to be something weird with the room.... I forgot what it was, like it was a room of something NOT related to bedrooms and such...
"Remember, sometimes is best to be like boomerang and come back." ~ Griffen

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. ~ Oscar Wilde

Mistakes can make you grow - That doesn't mean you're friends. ~NF - Remember This

Felldoh154

#264
July 06, 2012, 03:08:18 AM
I swear I know this!! Arggg!!

Redwallfan7

#265
July 06, 2012, 03:09:30 AM
Can I have a hint?
"There's some good in this world, Mr.Frodo, and it's worth fighting for."-Samwise Gamgee from The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Rainshadow

#266
July 06, 2012, 03:13:00 AM
  You have to look in the mirror for something.
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Felldoh154

#267
July 06, 2012, 03:15:01 AM
How. Do I not remember this  >:(

Dannflower Reguba

#268
July 06, 2012, 03:20:11 AM
Quote from: Rainshadow on July 06, 2012, 03:13:00 AM
  You have to look in the mirror for something.

I pretty much guessed that.
"Remember, sometimes is best to be like boomerang and come back." ~ Griffen

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. ~ Oscar Wilde

Mistakes can make you grow - That doesn't mean you're friends. ~NF - Remember This

Felldoh154

#269
July 06, 2012, 03:23:43 AM
Do you break the mirror with the table?  :-\

Although not sure how that helps you escape
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