Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

You don't say?

Waiter, there is a waiter in my soup!

[Griffen]

wait and he'll come out.

wader im in my soup

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Drink your way out, you got yourself in there!

Waiter, there's a scientist in my soup!

[Griffen]

oh dont worry he just making sure your H2O count is high enough so your soup density doesn't get dried out

wader your in my soup

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Oh, pardon me. I'll get you a new bowl right away!

Waiter, there's a bottle of wishes in my soup!

[Griffen]

oh my bad, i dropped that when i was wishing for a raise. * takes bottle

wader there is a ladder in my soup

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Climb it, you might go somewhere!

Waiter...there's no soup in my soup!

[Griffen]

alright i'll get you some more

wader there is a boat in my soup

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Look for the shrews!

Waiter, there's a rat in my soup!

[Flandor]

Ill take him home and love him forever! Rats are my favorite animals

Waiter, there's a Squidjee in my soup.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Hmm, Martin probably thought that naughty Squidjee deserved to have his tail boiled.

Waiter, Cluny the Scourge is in my soup--and he has a--*is killed by Cluny's sword*

[Redwallfan7]

Throw him overboard

Waiter, there is a diamond in my soup!

[Griffen]

why thank you for the tip

waiter there is a bird in my soup

[Flandor]

why thank you for the tip

waiter there is a bird in my soup

Of course there is, it's chicken noodle.

Waiter, there's a candle in my soup.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Oh, our kitchens were down today--we had to warm it up somehow!

Waiter, there's Martin's Sword in my soup!