Corrupt-a-Wish

[Redwallfan7]

granted, but your nose starts running really bad. I wish that I could hang out with a friend as haven't seen in a while

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they're not feeling well.

  I wish that I could win the RP tournament.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted. You win, but you don't get a prize.

I wish for more wishes! (about ten would do)

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but a dragon eats them all!

I wish that this year and next year will be great like 2008 was.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but after that, the years get worse and worse.

  I wish I could spend a day with Adam Young.  (Creepy, I know, but hey, I'd really like to meet him!)

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but his security won't let you get that close to him

I wish that my teeth will be straight and healthy when my braces come of!

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but you have to get your wisdom teeth pulled.

I wish for The Fire Ascending to come to my library soon.

[Redwallfan7]

(Ha, I have to get that done in November!)

Granted, but a page is torn out

I wish that I could get the Otter map from Redwall

[WarriorOfMossflower]

(xD, I'm good)

Granted, by it's ripped.

I wish that I could meet Martin the Warrior.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but he's in a bad mood that day

I wish that I could see DreamWorks Rise of the Guardians

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you didn't enjoy it.

  I wish that I could see Wreck-It Ralph in theatres!

[Redwallfan7]

granted. But it's not what you expected

I wish that the cast of Zoom on PBS will have a reunion

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but it's not under peaceful circumstances.

I wish I had something sugary right now.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it's the size of a dime

I wish that I could listen to Taylor Swift's new album, Red, without having to buy it.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but then you get arrested because you stole it.

  I wish that I had something interesting to do.