Corrupt-a-Wish

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but you get writer's block and cannot write your really good idea.

I wish my stomach would stop grumbling.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now the person you see most is grumbling!

  I wish that someone would tell me that I look nice.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it's from some one you think is weird

I wish that the month of September will go good.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but the month of December goes really badly.
I wish I could play the harp.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but then your harp breaks.

  I wish I could play the violin.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but you have no violin to play!

I wish I could eat something right now.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's disgusting.

  I wish that my computer would stop making an annoying noise.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but now it freezes

I wish I could visit this electronics store I like again

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but the power is out.

  I wish that I didn't feel so icky.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you'll feel icky tomorrow.
I wish I had some rollerskates.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they're puny.  They don't fit.

  I wish that I could fit into converse shoes and owned a pair of black ones.

[Redwallfan7]

granted but they have stains on them

I wish that there will be a romantic episode in the icarly t.v show in seasons 3 or 4

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's between two characters that you so didn't want to get together.

  I wish that I wouldn't be nervous about my audition.

[SpiderMonkey]

Granted, you're so overconfident that you completely wing it.  Needless to say, that didn't sit well with the judges.

I wish for a pony!

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but the pony bites you.
I wish I had another bracelet.