Corrupt-a-Wish

[Skyblade]

Granted, but every time you write something it mysteriously disappears the next day.

I wish I had a good idea for my fanfiction.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but your computers locked

I wish I could live in Arkansas

[MatthiasMan]

Granted, but when you fly there, your plane gets attacked my Death-Defying Beavers in planes and you crash.

I want a Wacom Bamboo Splash Pen Tablet.

[rakkety tam]

granted buts broken



i wish for more lights to put up for decorations

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but they're in neon colors instead of Christmas colors.

I wish that I could have a Redwall dream tonight

[Dreamer]

Granted, but its of Cluny taking over the Abbey. I wish I could meet King Oberon and Queen Titania of the faye.

[Kitsune]

IN YO DREAMS!!!!!!!!!! that was fun.
I wish I had a Macbook Air.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but as soon as you get it someone burns it.

I wish everyone lived in Canada

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but they become bored with it.

I wish that they would make Redwall plush animals

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but there's no plush in them

I wish that I can go around the world

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but your airplane tickets are expensive

I wish that they would make a fourth narnia movie

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but you never get to see it.

I wish that I was not so crazy.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted you are no longer crazy but SUPER CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish the world was flat

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you fall off the edge.
I wish that Lindsey Stirling would tour in Australia.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but you don't get to see her.

I wish that science was not complicated!