Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you can't find socks that match.

  I wish that I could've seen Owl City at Rock the Red Kettle (via Facebook, of course) last night.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you have a bad location from the stage so you can't see him that well

I wish my dog could lose some pounds (He needs to, ten pounds for a yorkie.)

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but then you pack on the pounds.  (Lol, I hope that that wouldn't happen!)

  I wish that my throat would stop hurting.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it's after you have a headache

I wish that I could go to a cabin this Christmas.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but is 3 feet by 3 feet and only tall enough to fit your legs.

I wish the world was turned upside-down

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but gravity teaches you a hard lesson.  You've fallen off the earth.

  I wish that I could play LOTRO like, right now!

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but the game is wrong and not working really well.

I wish that I could go outside.

[Dreamer]

Granted,but you walked into a tornado. I wish I could meet a dragon.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it breathes a heavy amount of fire on you

I wish that I could find my zoo tycoon so I can play it again

[gorath]

Granted, but it's broken.
I wish I could have a LEGO set every hour.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but you lose two pieces every minute

I wish all my Legos would'nt lose their pieces

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted. You don't lose the pieces, you lose the whole set.

I wish that I could continue my Disney Soundtrack Marathon until midnight.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but the next day you can't listen to it at all.

  I wish that I could listen to this song (Moonfish Parachutist) endlessly.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but it gets annoying.

I wish that I wouldn't be lonely.

[gorath]

Granted, you are now surrounded by stinking monkeys!
I wish I had a tame tiger