Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you have no friends because they're all scared of it.

  I wish that someone would click on my dragon eggs.  *Hint, hint *

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but they click and then go back

I wish Cars weren'so expensive

[Kitsune]

Granted, but then you get a junker!
I wish that my dog knew how to talk.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but he/she has a rather foul mouth and won't shut up.

  I wish that I could own all of the Flight album by Windsor Airlift.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted. You own it, but you can't listen to it.

I wish that more people would know the Looney Tunes. Marvin the Martian, in particular.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but they don't like it.
I wish I knew how to do animations.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but they can only  be black and white animations

I wish that  Animal Planet would air some of its older shows, like The Most Extreme

[Kitsune]

Granted, but your tv won't work!
I wish that my dog didn't have a foul mouth and would shut up. (See a few posts before.)

[psybox]

since when have dogs been able to talk?  let's be honest, the wishes aren't actually granted.

i wish for something to do

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  Now, take out the trash.

  I wish that I could have a green Christmas, and a wet Christmas.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but the tree withers

I wish The Milky Way Galaxy was named different.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted. It's now called The Silky Way Gallaxy.

I wish that more people knew about the Vocaloids.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but they're not that interested

I wish that the radio would play the Christmas song "This Christmas"

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted. You don't get to listen to it, though.

I wish that this wish will not be corrupted!

[psybox]

granted, on an entirely unrelated note, your house burned down.

i wish people would stop wishing that their wishes weren't corrupted., it goes against the thread concept.