Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  No one has any wishes anymore.

  I wish that I could own all of the braveSaintSaturn albums.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you accidentally spill coke on them

I wish December wasn't so cold

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now it's so warm you can't stand it.

  I wish that I could have something good for dinner.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but you only eat half of it.

I wish that I could see The Hobbit!

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but your parents make you take an annoying cousin with you to see it

I wish that I could contact two of my friends again

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but they don't want to talk to you.
I wish that nobody would be mean to kittens anymore.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but now they're mean to cats instead.

I wish that I could read Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you find it quite boring.

  I wish that I could have that shepherd's pie again.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it's rock solid

I wish that I could visit Maine

[Mattio]

Granted.but its quite booring



I wish i could have a trampoline

[Dreamer]

Granted, but You fall and break both arms. I wish i could meet percy jackson.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but he causes you to drown after being chased by monsters all day long.

  I wish that someone would click on my eggs.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but they don't look at it

I wish the square root of 81 wasn't nine

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but the world explodes because of it.

  I wish that I could get my lunch without getting up.  (Sooooo tired!)

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it's a food you don't like

I wish that I could find another  good website where you can watch the world live (landscapes, not people)