Corrupt-a-Wish

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but you can't use anything that's gold.

I wish that the Looney Tunes were real and here on Earth.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you get crushed by a falling anvil.

  I wish that my teeth could be perfect and I didn't have to go to the dentist.  (Well, I don't have to go today, but still, I hate going to the dentist!)

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but some people get jealous of your teeth

I wish that my gift exchanges will go well today

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  Everyone gets a good gift but you.

  I wish that I could listen to this cover of Bright Eyes all day long.  (It's a really beautiful version of the song by Adam Young.  Simply wonderful!  I don't know the original song (by Art Garfunkel, I believe), but I'll be listening to it as soon as I get back home from horse riding!)

  Bright Eyes - Adam Young cover (from the movie Watership Down, performed by Art Garfunkel)

[Kitsune]

You will, but it is too low for you to hear!
I wish that speakers wouldn't break.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but I'm not sure what would happen Lol

I wish I could go to Hawaii

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you get killed when one of its volcanoes erupt.

  I wish that I could have bright eyes.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but they blind everyone who looks into them.

I wish that my eyes would turn amber.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's because you have colored contacts.  And those contacts are very uncomfortable. 

  I wish that I could make myself believe that planet Earth turned slowly.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but you still doubt it.

I wish There were more Redwall books made

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they aren't as good as the original ones.

  I wish that bright eyes wouldn't close and fail.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but you don't get to go to it (I'm guessing it's a band...)

I wish I had 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars (I don't even know how much money that is)

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it gets burned

I wish that I'll get what I want tomorrow

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you also get horrible stuff that you absolutely don't want.

  I wish that I could have gotten Skyrim for Christmas.  (Yes, I did get lots of stuff that I really wanted, but that was another thing that I was really hoping for)

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it breaks

I wish that I could go see a play adaption of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe sooner.