Corrupt-a-Wish

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but it's theworst play ever done

I wish the time wasn't 3:24

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, now time goes backwards.
I wish that I could find the perfect epic music that I never get tired of.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but you never do anything else besides that

I wish I owned a ATV

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you crash while riding it and injure yourself severely.

  I wish that I could make a really good remix.

[Romsca]

Granted, but you're the only one who likes it. Everyone else thinks it's horrible.

I wish a certain RP would start!

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it dies soon afterwards.

  I wish that I could play all of the Owl City songs on piano.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but you always play the worst piano so it sounds awful.

I wish more Redwall books were made

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but not only were they not from the same author, they also weren't very good.

  I wish that I could have a lucid dream tonight.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but it is about you sleeping.

I wish lights could be brighter.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you're blinded by the light.

  I wish that Owl City would release the full recorded version of Hey Anna and I Hope You Think of Me.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but you can't get it

I wish my birthday came sooner.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but next year it comes later.
I wish that I was better at skateboarding.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but you like it so much that you start to hate it.

I wish October Ale was sweeter

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you're not allowed to drink it, because it's ale. 

  I wish that I had more time to work on my Christmas fanfic.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but it turns out awful

I wish I had more time on the computer.