Corrupt-a-Wish

[Kitsune]

Granted, but you computer breaks!
I wish that cars were indestructible...

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but as a result you can no longer access your cars. Your cars will start an uprising and plot to overthrow humans! Mwahahaha.

I wish I could see my cat soon.

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but it is not for long

I wish Mars was closer to earth

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but then we Martians decide that it's time to invade Earth. 

  I wish that Mars was closer to Earth.  (  )

[Kitsune]

Granted, but we'd be invaded by Martians! LOLZ
I wish that no one was poor...

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but unfortunately, I didn't have enough magic for everyone.  Everyone but you is rich.  You're poor.

  Oh, and by the way, I'd like it if we were invaded by Martians.  I'm a Martian, after all! 

  I wish that I could listen to this song all day long.  (In Christ Alone - Owl City)

[Kitsune]

You will, even when you are trying to sleep!
I wish that I had a nickname(that would be cool).

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  Your nickname is now "Kid."

  Oh, and I already listen to Owl City while I'm trying to sleep.  Lol, music helps me relax.

  I wish that I could listen to An Airplane Carried Me To Bed while I'm trying to sleep tonight.  (I had to send it back to the library on Monday  )

[Kitsune]

Granted, but you have an overdue fee!
I wish that people would call me by the nickname I WANT.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  People now call you:  I WANT. 

  I wish that I could ride in a hot air balloon.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you can't get down 

I wish that I can sleep without worry tonight

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you will sleep with worry for the rest of your life.  MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!  Either that, or you'll never worry about anything again.  Which could be a bad thing, if you think about it.

  I wish that it was time for me to shine, brighter than a shooting star, so I'd shine no matter where I am tonight.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you hurt people's eyes!

I wish that I could hold a baby otter

[Tam and Martin]

Granted but he bites you

I wish I owned a bear

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  You own a teddy bear. 

  I wish that what I've got is gold.  (I know, I know, goooooooold!  )