Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you soon lose your Time Top to a curious creature by the name of Gollum.  He then begins to call it his Precious, and he kills you soon after for keeping his Precious from him.

  I wish that my throat wasn't sore.

[Tam and Martin]

granted it's not sore now it's REALLY REALLY sore

I wish I had a million dollars in pennies

[Mattio]

granted but you have to count it each day

[Rainshadow]

  I wish I had a Holly dragon on Dragcave.

[Mattio]

sorry I keep forgetting 

Granted but you accidently kill it

I wish I could draw any character I wanted

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you don't draw them well.  You draw them so horribly that someone assassinates you so they don't have to see your character art anymore.  (MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  )

  I wish that I could have something other than tortellini soup for dinner.

[Mattio]

granted but you have lima bean soup instead


i wish i could stay home today sleeping

[WoodenSpoon]

Granted, but the reason why your sleeping is because the witch is exceedingly stupid, forgetful, and near-sighted, and believed you to be Snow White, and slipped a sleeping potion into your breakfast cereal. Surprisingly, the old hag has learned her lesson, and has cleverly altered the formula so it no longer has an antidote.

I wish I knew how to give my fictional dictatorship consistent names, cultures, ect. without offending existing countries.

[Mattio]

I had pizza for breakfast

I wish I could have all of Brian's books

[Skyblade]

Granted, but now your house has disappeared.

I wish my grades were all A+

[Mattio]

granted but it's the day after your report card came out


i wish i could dream that I was in redwall

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but in that dream you were killed by Cluny the Scourge.

  I wish that I owned all of the Owl City albums, including the Of June EP.

[Mattio]

granted but you spentall your money and you had to sell them all




I wish people would be more active on this forum

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you aren't able to be active on the forum.

  I wish that this dumb cold would go away.

[Mattio]

Granted but now it's so hot that you would die if you went outside

I wish I could eat dinner