Corrupt-a-Wish

[Norham Waterpaw]

They're there, you just can't access them.

I wish for a sammich'

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's a pineapple, seaweed and mushroom sandwich with arsenic sauce.

  I wish that the waffles were done cooking.

[Redwaller]

They are, but they're burnt beyond eating.

I wish I could get my Shiny Finneon now

[Leatho Shellhound]

Sure, but then it is taken away from you.

I wish it was March 30 2013

[Norham Waterpaw]

It is,but in the year 2004, you have to retake Elementary School! mwahahahahahaha!

I wish for Santa to punch a leprichaun.

[Leatho Shellhound]

He dose, but he punches you too.

I wish it was tomorrow

[Redwaller]

Granted, but then time goes back before you were born and nobody knows you.

I wish I had a wish

[Norham Waterpaw]

You do, but I wished it for you.

I wish that my cooking business will be a success.

[Kitsune]

It will, because someone else takes over the company!

I wish that penguins could fly!

[Norham Waterpaw]

They can, but in the process, a unicorn died

I wish for school to be over on May 9.

[Shadowed One]

It for you, because you get killed!

I wish that I memorized every Redwall book.

[Norham Waterpaw]

You can, but I wiped your mind.

I wish for people to revive my RP

[Kitsune]

They do, but they all cheat!
I wish Romsca would post in the RP Tounament.

[Rusvul]

Granted, but all her posts consist of "NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN-NYAN!!!

[Maudie]

You wish! and I don't think Romsca is a boy.

I wish my jacket didn't smell so strongly of smoke.