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Started by Matthias720, March 20, 2012, 08:07:14 PM

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Cornflower MM

#1845
December 28, 2013, 10:02:31 PM
Granted, but now he sayd mean things, cusses, and won't shut up! (Not even duct tape will work, I'm afraid)
I wish my chicken was better (I really do wish it!)

Unimaginative

#1846
December 29, 2013, 07:29:08 PM
Alright. Your Chicken is so good, it get's eaten, and you don't even get a piece.

IWT my hair was back to the perfect length. It's way to long right now.
"Once built a steamboat in a meadow
Cos I'd forgotten how to sail" - The Gardener , The Tallest Man on Earth

Vilu Daskar

#1847
February 12, 2014, 04:47:05 PM
granted but the kid next door cut it all off of you
IW my nose wasn't stuffed up
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Rainshadow

#1848
February 12, 2014, 06:25:16 PM
  Granted!  Now it won't stop running.  ;D

  I wish that my Kindle battery would never run outta juice.  (Seriously, I have to recharge it ALL THE TIME!)
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Vilu Daskar

#1849
February 13, 2014, 07:57:49 PM
Granted but now you have to give it power.
I wish it was 2 a clock (actually I don't care)
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Wylder Treejumper

#1850
February 15, 2014, 10:57:22 PM
Sure, but for you (not anybody else) it stays 2 o'clock forever.
I wish I could jump into a book to live the story.
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

Rainshadow

#1851
February 15, 2014, 10:59:37 PM
  Granted.  That story is the Hunger Games.  You're the first tribute to be killed.

  I wish that I could have brisket every day for the rest of my life with no health problems.
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Norham Waterpaw

#1852
February 16, 2014, 01:09:05 AM
Granted, but now Brisket is the only thing you can eat, ever again.


I wish for a MacDonald Harrier.
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Vilu Daskar

#1853
February 24, 2014, 06:22:20 PM
Granted but now your one to

I wish I wasn't listening to frozen songs (my sister always play it)
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

#1854
February 24, 2014, 06:56:28 PM
Granted, but now your ears have fallen off due to frostbite.
I like this game >:D

I wish I could have an exosuit.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

#1855
February 24, 2014, 09:15:58 PM
Granted but now your being eaten alive by tigers and you don't have our suit with you

I wish I new someone on this
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

#1856
February 24, 2014, 10:06:28 PM
Granted, but now you are completely useless, unable to move, talk, hear, see, or speak. :o

I wish I had a million dollars.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

#1857
February 26, 2014, 09:28:47 PM
Granted but its monopoly money

I wish monopoly wasn't so long
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

#1858
February 26, 2014, 09:39:27 PM
Granted, but now it's too tall.

I wish I had a .12 Gauge shotgun
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Vilu Daskar

#1859
February 26, 2014, 09:42:15 PM
Granted but you shoot your shelf with it
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.
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