Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you immediately forget that I told you about them just a minute ago.  (Dude, I just told you about them a minute ago!  )

  I wish that I had a super cool superpower that actually worked and didn't destroy the universe or other people when I used it.

[The Skarzs]

Granted, but it destroys you. Congrats.

I wish people didn't patronize me.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Granted. Now you patronize everyone else.

I wish for a better taco.

[The Skarzs]

Granted, but now you can't eat it.

I wish the world didn't suck.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Granted. Now you suck. And so does your life. And so does that taco. . .

I wish for a pony.

[Vilu Daskar]

Granted but it's dead

[Skyblade]

I wish for a wish

[Vilu Daskar]

Granted but you can only get stuff that trys to kill you

[The Skarzs]

I wish I had an oxy-acetylene torch.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Granted. Now it just melts everything.

I wish for an angle grinder.

[The Skarzs]

Granted, but it has no disk.

[Vilu Daskar]

I wish Norham had a disk for his angle grinder

[Norham Waterpaw]

Granted. Now you have to wish again. 

I wish.

[The Skarzs]

Not granted.

I wish I had a wish.

[Vilu Daskar]

Well to bad