Corrupt-a-Wish

[Tiria Wildlough]

I wish that I was a hipster.

[Rusvul]

Granted, however whenever you try to wear an article of clothing aside from nescessities, it assaults you and tries to throw salt in your face.

I wish that this wish would never be spoken of or referred to in any manner whatsoever.

[The Skarzs]

Granted. (Well, I can speak for myself, but. . .)

I wish for a bomb.

[Vilu Daskar]

Granted but it blows up while your holding it

[Cornflower MM]

Hey, Vilu, what's ya wish?

[Rainshadow]

  I wish that me and my fellow skit members would do well during the skits and not forget our lines.

[Cornflower MM]

Wish granted - You shall now do that particular skit so well you make everyone else look bad, and you will never forget your lines.

I wish I had a very cuddly cat.

[Rainshadow]

Wish granted - You shall now do that particular skit so well you make everyone else look bad, and you will never forget your lines.

  I see no downside to this. 

  Granted!  But you must not feed this cat after midnight, for it will turn into a monster gremlin, and whatever you do, DO NOT GET IT WET.

  I wish I didn't have to work on the deck.

[Cornflower MM]

Granted - you shall never have to do another thing in yur life.

I wish I could find my camera.

[The Skarzs]

Granted, but it's in a river.

I wish I could stay on the forum instead of leaving for a while.

[Cornflower MM]

GRANTED!! You must stay on the Forum for forever! (And I have to say I'd be perfectly happy with that option,m as then we could continue our Girls VS Guys war, and our RP.....And our Cellars PM exchange...And everything else....)

I wish I knew every single one of the herbs and essential; oils and where they grow, what they do, etc.

[Amarith Waterspring]

granted, but now all the information will only stay there for one day and you wouldn't know anything else.

I wish I didn't have allergies.

[Cornflower MM]

Grtanted - You are dead!

I wish I have the pair of boots I want!

[Amarith Waterspring]

Granted, but you can never take them off.

I wish I was able to skip a rock across the water 27 times.

[Cornflower MM]

Granted - You may only skip that rock 27 times across that particular body of water.

I wish I knew how to make a cure-all for chickens