Corrupt-a-Wish

[Cornflower MM]

Granted- - SMILEYS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORL- (Tranlsation: "Hi,. we're here to kill you. Have a nice few hours!')

I wish.....I wish...Ohh, here's a good one: I wish I could wish!

[Amarith Waterspring]

Granted- you only have  three more.

I wish i could read minds.

[Cornflower MM]

Granted - You can read the minds of everyone in the world, and can't block them out, and now you're going crazy!

I wish I wish I wish...I wish...I  wish I have blue curtains!

[Amarith Waterspring]

Granted- now everything see looks blue.

I wish I had sunglasses 

[Cornflower MM]

Granted - You can now never take them off! BWAHAHAHA!!

I wish I hadn't exceeded my PM limit.

[Amarith Waterspring]

Granted- now you are looking for a sertain pm and you will never find it!

I wish I had a wonder chicken, cooked.

[Cornflower MM]

Granted - that chicken astes so nasty you can't bring yourself to eat another chicken in life!

I wish I could go for a swim!

[Rainshadow]

  Granted!  You go for a swim in the Atlantic Ocean and get eaten by a great white shark. 

  I wish that Alduin was a harder boss, but still easy enough for me to beat.

[Cornflower MM]

Granted - you can beat him every time, so it's now boring.

I wish I could go for a swim, with out getting eaten!

[Rainshadow]

  Granted!  You aren't eaten, you're just mauled to death. 

  (Oh, and by the way, by harder I meant actually a challenge.  He wasn't really a challenge for me to defeat.  I just needed some health potions and a level up and he was done for.  )

  I wish that my brother was able to play Skyrim without my help, but didn't play it all the time.  (Seriously, every time he plays Skyrim, I have to stand next to him 'cause he thinks that he needs my help.  Seriously, he's older than me and a way better gamer!  Why does he need my help?)

[CaptainRocktree]

Granted But Now he dose not play skyrim but follows you around every where wanting to play with you

I Wish I could Become A Badger

[The Skarzs]

Granted, but now you have perpetual Bloodwrath.

I wish I wasn't tired.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.  You will never be tired again.  Unfortunately, this means that even when your body needs sleep, your mind will be telling you to stay awake, so you'll probably be dead in a few days.

  I wish that I was a better writer and had awesome, original ideas for stories.

[The Skarzs]

Granted, but I stole copyright for every single one you might possibly publish.

I wish I had a piece of banana

[Cornflower MM]

Granted - That piece of banana? It was poisoned.

I wish I could spend more time with my close relatives....