Corrupt-a-Wish

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted you get a jury duty notice.


I wish for a small red tennis ball.

[Søren]

You got it. But's so small you inhale it and choke and die.
I wish I had a car.

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted you have a 2014 blue sports car with all the latest gadgets and perks, with 500 miles a gallon fuel efficacy. All you need now is the keys.


I wish I had the keys too his new car.

[Søren]

Granted, but you give them to me out of kindness.
I wish there were more people posting in the morning.

[SilentSam]

Granted, no one posts any other time but the morning.
I wish that I could live until 2000000000000000000000000014

[James Gryphon]

Granted; everything dies around you, then the Earth is thrown out into distant space as a lifeless rock and the sun goes nova. Over the eons, you watch the heat death of the universe take place. You finally die when the rock formerly known as Earth falls into a black hole, a point in space where the pull of gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape.

I wish I could get to my appointment on time.

[Søren]

Granted, but your at the wrong place.
I wish I could fly a starship.

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted you get to fly the Millennium Falcon with Han Sola though space, nut then you get sick and aren't able to enjoy the trip.



I wish I could get my privet pilots licenses faster.

[Søren]

Granted, but your AutoCorrect makes it impossible to know what your saying, so everyone ignores you.
I wish AutoCorrect was a lot more awesome.

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted they now work with Apple maps.


I wish I could get my pilots license's.

[Delthion]

(Me too!)

Granted, you die as soon as you do!

I wish that I could start taking pilot lessons.

[Izeroth]

 Granted. You never finish your lessons, though, because you fail halfway through.

I wish that I could rewind the very fabric of time itself.

[Maudie]

Granted, but in doing so you also undo the fabric of time.

I wish I could get everything I wanted for Christmas.

[Delthion]

Granted, but it never comes.

I wish that I could solve my Rubik's Cube. (No hints please.)

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted, you pull off the stickers and re glue them on correctly.


I wish I had a pack of gum.