Corrupt-a-Wish

[Delthion]

Granted, you have socks made out of leather!

I wish that my sore throat would go away.

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted but now you have a splitting head ache.



I wish for a perfect wish.

[Delthion]

Granted, you can never ever use it!

I wish that my sore throat would go away.

[Maudie]

Granted, I have cut your throat out and taken it away.

I wish that I won't fall prey to our wonderful (hah!) matchmaker, Jasper, again.

[Delthion]

Granted, you fall for the match that he put forth.

I wish that more people would be active in the cellars.

[James Gryphon]

Granted, but then the staff delete the Cellars.

I wish that this box of Honeycomb cereal had more Honeycomb cereal in it.

[Delthion]

Granted, but the only way to do so is put the bees in it too!

I wish that this game had more active participants.

[James Gryphon]

Granted; they grant wishes but never make them.

I wish that my left ear wasn't almost deaf.

[Delthion]

Granted, both of your ears are completely deaf!

I wish for a terrible wish.

[Jetthebinturong]

Granted, the world is consumed in fire and brimstone

I wish I could think of a wish

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted you just wished it.


I wish for something big

[Jetthebinturong]

Granted, an alien mothership lands on top of you, crushing you under its massive weight

I wish for something small

[Delthion]

Granted, you have a very small mind.

I wish for something in between.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Granted, an average-sized mountain falls on you.

I wish for something with its natural size at around one cubic foot and that is neither deadly nor hazardous in any way, shape, or form.

[Delthion]

Granted, it's invisible.

I wish for something that is the opposite of perfect.