Corrupt-a-Wish

[Delthion]

Granted! You no longer have a head!

I wish that I was a very good chess player.

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted you are undefeatable. However at the grand tournament in France your cell phone rings during a match and your disqualified. You take this as a sign to never play chess again and start a campaign to make chess illegal in thirty countries, all of which banish you for insanity.


I wish I had a good football.

[Delthion]

Granted, you have a huge blister on your foot that is in the shape of a ball!

I wish that I lived in Ireland.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Granted, for the next second of your life.  Then you're buried there.

I wish I didn't get headaches so easily.

[Izeroth]

 Granted. You lose most of your brain cells in a horrid car accident, and it makes it much harder for you to get headaches.

I wish that my brother would go to college already.

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted he goes early and he become rich and famous, having you as his esteemed boot shiner.


I wish I could get another training sword.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Granted, but you have a horrible accident and cut off your own arms.

I wish I had more lasagna.

[Delthion]

Hah, me too That's hilarious, I just said the same thing a few minutes ago IRL!

Granted, it's filled with maggots.

I wish that I had more lasagna.

[Izeroth]

 Granted. Your lasagna happens to have a horrible virus, and it kills you in seconds.

I wish I had a time machine.

[Delthion]

Granted, you have a clock!

I wish that I watched Blue Bloods.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Granted, but the screen explodes and you go permanently blind.

I wish I had even MORE lasagna!

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted you have so much that soon you never want to see Lasagna again.


I wish I had a napkin.

[Delthion]

Granted, you take a nap with your kin.

I wish that my book would be successfully published.

[Søren]

Granted, but everyone hates it and you have to take them off the shelves to preserve what little dignity you have left.
I wish I could climb a tree well.

[LT Sandpaw]

Granted you are permanently changed into a monkey.



I wish I had proper boot socks.