Corrupt-a-Wish

[Lady Amber]

Granted, you now have every single wish you ever randomly wished come true, whether it was wished seriously or jokingly. For instance, if you wished for something stupid, like a real elephant, when you were a little kid, that wish will now come true!

I wish it would snow.

[Skyblade]

Granted! It snows...indoors. There's a weird problem with your house that will cost millions to fix.

I wish I could move things with my mind.

[Eulaliaaa!]

Granted, but one day you agree to chop some wood for a neighbor. When picking up the axe with your mind, you're not paying attention to where he is standing and accidentally behead him. The neighbors across the street see you and shoot you.

I wish there was another episode of Agents of SHIELD out today.

[Groddil]

Granted, but its so awful the show is cancelled. Forever. Without tying up anything.

I wish that the real forum was back up.

[Mhera]

Granted. Unfortunately, every action now requires a reCaptcha to complete.

I wish that all highway construction in the country was finished.

[Izeroth]

 Granted. The enormous cost of immediately completing all of the construction projects, however, forces the government to set extremely high taxes on everything.

I wish I didn't have to study for a test today.

[Groddil]

Granted. Without studying, you fail the test.

I wish that my internet was faster.

[Matthias720]

Granted. Your internet is so fast that it burns out all of your electronics.

I wish I wasn't addicted to Cookie Clicker.

[Mhera]

Granted! Now you're addicted to cookies.

I wish I would stop coughing.

[Aimless Gallivanter]

Granted! Your family decides to put you out of your misery

I wish my dad would fix the hole in my wall.

[Feles]

Granted, but he decides to charge you for it

I wish I had more cats.

[Dotti Dillworthy]

Granted, but they would scratch you to pieces.

I wish I were an elf-maiden just like Arwen and/or Galadriel.

[Feles]

Spoiler

THEY WOULD NOT DARE SCRATCH THE PROPHET OF BASTET
Shush You! /\

[close]

Sure, but you ended up being corrupted by Morgoth and became an Orc

I wish the person below me would not corrupt my wish. >

[James Gryphon]

Granted. The topic died.

I wish that Windows 10 did not exist.

[Rosie Willowwater]

Granted. Now there is no such thing as 'technology'

I wish I could teleport