Corrupt-a-Wish

[Booklover]

Granted. You are now banned from ever setting foot in a country within a year of any sort of elections, because of all the political propaganda. On second thoughts, just go as far away from humans as possible.

I wish that the President of the Galaxy actually did something useful.

[Verdauga]

On second thoughts, just go as far away from humans as possible.

But--but--but I am a human...

Granted. Unfortunately, others didn't like it and rebelled, so now we have war on our hands.

I wish we had Peace in our time (Oh, gosh. I know where this'll get me.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, everyone's dead.

I wish you hadn't done that.

[Verdauga]

Me too.

I don't have any more wishes at the moment.

[Booklover]

I wish Verdauga had a wish.

[lass of something much]

as you wish, but he wished you were dead, but  sadly (or not) he died in the process

[Booklover]

If you say 'as you wish' then why were you confused when I said 'prepare to die'?

I wish that nobody wished for any negative things.

[lass of something much]

  as you wish, but now the world is a better place.







I wish that Booklover did'nt have trust issues

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, but now she trusts everybody all the time, and so is very easy to fool and manipulate.  This culminates in a great forum war of people trying to control her.  In the end, Sheev rises above all and uses her (somehow, it's very technical) to trap people in topics that they can't escape from.

I wish life was a little easier sometimes.

[Booklover]

Granted, but only sometimes. The rest of the time it's a lot harder.
I wish that I could buy all the books I wanted.

[Kade Rivok]

Granted, you can buy all the books you want, but now you don't want them 

I wish for a full size, fully functioning, and fully staffed choo choo train!

[lass of something much]

granted, but it Killed you and your family.

I wish it snowed.

[Verdauga]

Okay. The snow lasted only for an hour.

I really wish I didn't get back in this topic.

[lass of something much]

granted, because you're band from it now.

[Booklover]

Granted, you can buy all the books you want, but now you don't want them 

But that's impossible! Haven't you seen my username? Admittedly the first bit is extremely unlikely, but at least it's possible.

I wish certain people weren't so upset when somebody innocently revives a topic.