Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but they break.


  I wish that I could be an animal acting trainer.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but the animals get moody a lot and it's hard to train

I wish my picture of my cheetah will turn out good

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but it gets burned.

I wish that my wish would not be corrupted!

[Rainshadow]

  Granted.


  I wish that I could own the Owl City album All Things Bright and Beautiful.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but it's in a pitched voice

I wish I could find a really good pizza game

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but I ate the pizza.


  I wish that I could have lasagna for dinner.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but I sent three otters and they ate the lasagna

I wish they would do a sequel to the Aristocats

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's awful.


  I wish I could watch Puss in Boots.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but you hear an annoying buzzing sound all through the movie

i wish some role plays were real (like stuff happens physically)

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but you regret that later when you are slain.

I wish Sonic the Hedgehog was real.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but he only stays real for a split second

I wish they made flying pencils

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but they're always poking people's eyes out.

I wish that those pencils could not poke eyes out.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but they tear their clothes

I wish that I could meet the cast of Saved by the Bell and tell them that they were great actors back in the day

[Skyblade]

Granted but right after your meeting a huge bell falls on top of you

I wish I had an iPAD that works

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but to make it work you have to understand the instructions, and they're in a foreign language

I wish I could go to the year 2001