Corrupt-a-Wish

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you are in the world trade center when it was blown up.


  I wish that I could play on the computer longer.

[Eustace Scrubb]

Granted, but now you have much less free tome to play on it.

I wish that I could always win at rock, paper, scissors.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now that's the only thing you can win at.


  I wish that animals could talk.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but they can only say swear words.
I wish I had an awesome singing voice.

[Redwallfan7]

Granted, but animals don't like it

I wish I could find good photos on filter that aren't so blurry

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but you can't find good photos anywhere else.
I wish I could have more little mandarins.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but now you get much less of everything else.


  I wish that I had a pack of gum.

[Eustace Scrubb]

Granted, but all of your teeth fall out from chewing it too much.

I wish I could get a good summer job.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but you soon get fired.


  I wish that I didn't have so many freckles.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but now you have twice as many pimples.
I wish I could see a sea otter.

[Rainshadow]

  Granted, but it's on tv.


  I wish that they would make a 5th Indiana Jones.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, but it's got too many swear words.
I wish I could wake up at night without needing a drink of water.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Granted, but you need a drink of MILK! 

I wish I had unlimited books!

[Wisteria Wild Cat]

Granted, but the words ran away!
I wish I could breathe under water.

[Tiria Wildlough]

Granted, it's because you're a fish.
I wish my fingers weren't so stiff.