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Corrupt-a-Wish

Started by Matthias720, March 20, 2012, 08:07:14 PM

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shisteer of nothing much

Granted.

I wish that I didn't have to corrupt that wish.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

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Verdauga

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 19, 2019, 09:27:46 AM
Granted.

I wish that I didn't have to corrupt that wish.
Granted. You don't, but you should probably put it into the "Uncorrupt-a-circumstance" topic.
Since I have nothing to wish for, I wish I didn't have to wish not to wish for any wishes.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Kade Rivok

Granted, but you explode in the meantime so it doesn't make much difference.

I wish I was struck by inspiration.
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Verdauga

Granted. As you lost consciousness you got the perfect idea for a story. When you woke up, you had forgotten it all.

I wish inspiration didn't hit you so hard.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Kade Rivok

Granted.  In fact, it never hit me at all -_-

I wish I controlled the weather!
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Booklover

Granted. However, you can only control the weather in the country that's on the opposite side of the world to you.

I wish that it was a bit warmer.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Verdauga

Granted. However, I answered instead of Kade, who can control the weather, so your wish is corrupted.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

shisteer of nothing much

Granted but you didn't wish for anything so it doesn't come true and a house lands on your pony.

I wish I had a cow.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Kade Rivok

Granted, but the house lands on that too.

I wish clouds actually came in recognizable shapes.
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Booklover

Granted. They now always come in really rude and disgusting shapes that you don't want to look at.

I wish that there weren't as many clouds.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

shisteer of nothing much

Granted but all the people who are sweltering hot in the Southern Hemisphere get angry and decide to chase you with pitchforks.

I wish it was colder.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

Booklover

Quote from: shisteer of nothing much on November 20, 2019, 10:05:43 PM
Granted but all the people who are sweltering hot in the Southern Hemisphere get angry and decide to chase you with pitchforks.

I wish it was colder.
I doubt they can find me. Besides, they won't be allowed pitchforks on a plane.
Granted. New Zealand now has an average temperature of -40 degrees.

I wish pitchforks didn't exist except for use by humble farmers who won't hurt anybody.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

Kade Rivok

Granted, the people chasing you are now wielding tridents.

I wish I knew why things are the way they are and not the way they aren't.
Words!
Writings of a Mad Man

Songs!
Kade's Vocal Emporium

Gaming!
The Noob Combo

Super Special Medals!

Booklover

Granted. But things change, so you no longer know.

I wish I had Percy Jackson to stop the people with tridents.
Error. Error. Cannot compute.

shisteer of nothing much

Granted but Percy Jackson decides chasing you with a trident is fun and so starts doing it himself.

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist.
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!