1,000 Ways to get kicked out of walmart.

[Norham Waterpaw]

630: Pull someone aside and begin explaining the air resistance of a sparrow when holding a coconut.
          Then blow their mind by saying; "But is it an African, or European sparrow."

[Ferrousferret]

631; Insist that the prices are being supernaturally lowered by a god & start a cult

632: Insist that you can do the greeter's jobs better, then forcibly try to prove it in a creepy, obsessive manner on unwilling customers.

633: Lead in a guerrilla unit to try to find and destroy the heart of Walmart

634: Shadow any customer who looks at you the wrong way demanding karmic vengeance.

635: Ask the pharmacist which brand of pain killers will sell better on the black market

[Jukka the Sling]

636: Yell at everyone that Monty Python is the best thing ever invented, and keep talking about it (and talking about it, and talking about it...)   

637: Grab a microphone and start singing "What Makes You Beautiful" in the most croony, One Direction-ish voice you can manage.

[The Shade]

637: Grab a microphone and start singing "What Makes You Beautiful" in the most croony, One Direction-ish voice you can manage.

Yep, I wound definitely kick someone out if that happened.

[Ungatt Trunn]

638: Play 1,000,000 Bottles of Root beer on the Wall with real Root Beer bottles.

[Ferrousferret]

639: Get in an argument with the manager of the electronics section because you can't find the Big Macs.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

640. Endlezzly zay Zpam Zpam Zpam Zpam...

[Cornflower MM]

641.Knock all the cans over WHEN A WALMART PERSON IS STANDING RIGHT THERE, and point to someone else and say 'They made me do it' when they were nowhere near you!

642. the above, only accuse the walmart person

643.the aboves, only blame it on NO ONE, then announce over the inter com very calmly that it was you! and then say exactly where you are!

644. make farting noises into the intercom
and i hope no one trys any of this...

[Ungatt Trunn]

645: Start handing out cupons like candy tk all the shoppers.

[Jukka the Sling]

646: Shoot everyone with a paintball gun.

647: Go and try on a bunch of footsie pajamas, and then run around the store dressed in them.

[Norham Waterpaw]

647: Go and try on a bunch of footsie pajamas, and then run around the store dressed in them.

That was a mental image I did not want to see.

[Cornflower MM]

648: Start screaming at random people for no real reason.

649:Start chewing Wal-Mart out -- over the PA!!! ( have actually done- I'm forbidden to  go into ANY Wal-Mart now! )

650:Start dancing and then scream BLOODY MURDER!! STOP ME DANCING!! but keep dancing, no matter what they do! I tried this in Target the other day!

[Ungatt Trunn]

651. Start slapping people randomly.
652. Start hitting people in the face with pie randomly.
653. Start firiing water guns at people randomly.
654. Show the Wal-Mart manager this topic randomly.

[Cornflower MM]

655: Start throwing random food at everyone!

[Ungatt Trunn]

656: Start a pie war!