Telemarketer (Would You Like to Buy?)

Started by Rainshadow, July 25, 2012, 11:02:50 PM

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Russa Nodrey

Nah, I have my own.

WYLTB this prehistoric pencil?
Freddy

Søren

No, not retro enough.
WYLTB this amazing set of crystal panda's?


I'm retired from the forum

LT Sandpaw


Do they come in blue?

WYLTB This used hard candy, its cheaper then the new stuff.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Søren



I'm retired from the forum

LT Sandpaw

Maybe... does it stick to water?

WYLTB This free can of Snake'B'Gone it's only two bucks.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Søren

Sure
Would you like to buy a revived forum topic?


I'm retired from the forum

Mhera

No, not when I can make one myself for free.

WYLTB a used piñata?

Gonff the Mousethief

Why not? Just tape it right up and fill it to the brim!

WYLTB a free fox, but it may have rabies? (We really don't know)
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



Delthion

Yes!!!

Would you like to buy this 300 year old antique stool? It only falls apart every other autumn!!!
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Gonff the Mousethief

Sure! Still leaves enough time to sit on it!

WYLTB This slightly used Easter Bunny suit I used Saturday. Very cute!
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



Lady Ashenwyte

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw


Nah I got enough of those.


WYLTB This brand new used cherry blue convertible with a roof?


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Lady Ashenwyte

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

LT Sandpaw


No, I got so many...



WYLTB This Redwall robe, It may be sized for a mouse...


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Hickory

Absolutely not! I'm a badger, for the sake of Hellteeth!

WYLTB this lovely, black and blue dress? Of course, it might end up being white and gold. Who knows?
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.