Attention-Deficit Roleplaying

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

"Alaz for the days of tofu!" cried Darth Vader as he cut down Obi-wan Kenobi. Meanwhile, Sea Scorpions began to advance towards the divers.

[psybox]

the universe then exploded, followed by the universe unexploding.  This had no effect on anything, as everything was unexploded to normal, and they all went about their day as if the universe didn't just explode.

[Norham Waterpaw]

Meanwhile, under the sea, a stupid red crab wouldn't stop singing, "Under the Sea"

[KitrallStreamrippler]

To remedy this situation, a mermaid swam up and threatened to turn the crab over to the chef. (@Norham: Younger sibs watching The Little Mermaid, eh?)

[Norham Waterpaw]

 I have no younger sibs, I'm just being ADD

[Kitsune]

Then the crab cooked and ate himself. No more singing crab. The mermaid was overjoyed!

[Shadowed One]

Then a shark killed the mermaid and drank the ocean so everyone died from lack of water.

[Ungatt Trunn]

But then a water-breathing named Thorineus dragon breathed water back into the ocean, saving the day.

[Kitsune]

Everyone thanked the dragon, but, being shy it flew away...

[Shadowed One]

Only to be slain by a knight who never comes into this story again.

[psybox]

OOC:  Hey, that's my job!  And only for people i dislike.

[Kitsune]

OOC: 

BIC: The knight is not mentioned, but is quite bored. So theknightnotmentioned went down to town to see what was happening.

[Shadowed One]

Then since theknightwhoisnotmentioned gets mentioned, the universe explodes. And then unexploded back to normal.

OOC: For some reason the universe explodes in this story a lot.

[Ungatt Trunn]

But then, all of a sudden, who should come out of a closet but Prince Charming himself. He had a blue wond, and he wanted revenge!

[Norham Waterpaw]

But a giant paper bag swallowed him whole, and Smaug ate the bag. Then Godzilla ate Smaug. Then I threw up in a trash can.