MEMBERS ONLY!

[The Skarzs]

(Didn't say they were evil; in fact, I've never said anything against the mods)

[Jetthebinturong]

*Grabs Jasper* The mods are our friends *Drags him towards machine*

[Tam and Martin]

Have a pleasent time Jukka

Mod: I am pleased by your well wishes for your friend. It is always pleasant when friends meet with friends. We will talk and laugh and joke after this procedure is done. Best friends forever. That is what we will all be. Yes. All this, just right after I pull down this lever here...

Why thank you James Gryphon. Best friends.

We may have lost a few, but more will rise in their places! We fight to the last man against the evil moderators! May the chains of ##:1162 be broken forever! 

INTO THE MACHINE!

[Cornflower MM]

We may have lost a few, but more will rise in their places! We fight to the last man against the evil moderators! May the chains of ##:1162 be broken forever!  

Did you not see my excellent points earlier? Why do you think the Mods are evil? They're our friends!

[Tam and Martin]

Mods. are. our. Friends. Believe it.

[Rainshadow]

  *Shuffles back*  They did not have gears at Wal-Mart, friend James Gryphon, but they did at Lowes.  *Holds up large gear*  I have brought the gear for our soon-to-be friends, friend James Gryphon.

[Tam and Martin]

Well Done Friend Rain. Well done.

[Faiyloe]

*Head jerks to the side and shoulders twitch, an odd look in my eyes, holds hands out in front of me palms up, bows stiffly to friend Griffin and friend Rain and friend Tam* The mods are our friend do not fear. They will protect you and keep you from harm. The mods are our friends.   

[Rusvul]

Join us, Jukka.... *TKKKKKKKK tk tk tk tk TKKKKKK*


I am.... *tk tk tk tk* defective.... Need repairs.... *tk tk tk* *SHHHWHWWWWWWWW*

[Faiyloe]

*Repairs Russ* Russ is our friend. I will help him. The mods will protect us.

[Tam and Martin]

We shall all be friends.

Mod: Friend friend friendly friend friends friend befriend friend friending friend friendliness friends friend friend friend friend friend friend friend!

There, got that out of my system. Read it all the way through, and 'friend' starts looking like it isn't a real word. Apparently this has been documented.

[Jasper]

*desperately rallies the members who are still loyal*
"C'mon lads! Don't give in! They are not really our friends!"

[Delthion]

Aye, let us cleanse them with eternal flame!

[Faiyloe]

The Mods are our feinds... fiends... friends The Mods are confusing me I can't spell friends right any more. The Mods are our friends.

[Delthion]

(I'm pretty sure Rain's already said her state a few times.)

Thank you! I advise that you get out of here before you end up like those guys. *Glances at Rain, Tam and Jet* *Runs*

*another tractor beam turns on; the two beams grab both Jukka and Skarz*
Mod: I know the darkness that controls your hearts, and planned for this. You cannot stop the spreading of happiness and joy. Now we have both of you, and soon you will both be our friends!

*Saves Jukka and Skarzs, equips them with anti-tractor bubbles.*